bro i hate daniel
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this idiot goes “would i die if i jumped off the grand canyon? because in theory if iand the right way i wont will i?”
and i was just like-
what??
then he texted the gc and waid that he was gonna stick a light bulb up his ass because he was so smart
i- help me what did i get myself into
he is just- daniel
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@a7x-isbetter-thanu bro has the iq of nepal
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@a7x-isbetter-thanu I lost brain cells reading this
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@a7x-isbetter-thanu Honestly, that sounds like a thing someone named “Daniel” would say. I know a Daniel and he’s just as nuts.
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@Duchess honestly daniels my boyfeiend but he can be a lil uh… mentally challenged
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@a7x-isbetter-thanu XD Oh. Well. He sounds adventurous.
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@a7x-isbetter-thanu said in bro i hate daniel:
would i die if i jumped off the grand canyon? because in theory if iand the right way i wont will i
ok smartass, let’s do this
if you land on your head, you will die
if you land on your feet, you will break them and die
if you land on your back, you will most definitely die
if you land on your chest/abdomen, you’ll still fucking die
if you land on your ass, what’ll happen? guess -
@marvie229
I mean theoretically if you land somewhere soft enough and on a slope and roll… technically you might survive if someone was there to save you asap. You’d be horribly disfigured the rest of your life and your chance of living would be really low, but technically not zero.
People have survived falling out of airplanes by landing in some snow on a slope and getting rescued.
not that there’s any snow in the grand canyon, but ¯_(ツ)_/¯
