I had to kick a guy out of my car wash for...
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@CaptainPresto LMAO
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@MrTree One of my favorite shows of all time.
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@CaptainPresto under normal circumstances that wouldnt be as suspicious
I’ll be expecting 10k in the mail to keep this confidential -
@MrTree Keep an eye on your mail then, bud.
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@CaptainPresto
I’ll have the bomb squad on speed dial -
That tree was having the time of his life.
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Not the tree.
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@xᴇɴᴛᴏᴜ_ᴛʜᴇᴅʏɪɴɢꜱᴛᴀʀ what tree dosent like being peed on 🙄
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@Izzy 🤷🏾♂️.
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@xᴇɴᴛᴏᴜ_ᴛʜᴇᴅʏɪɴɢꜱᴛᴀʀ yea see, best day of that trees life. 💪💪
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@CaptainPresto you iz Mr.clean?
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STOP SAYINGS HES MR CLEAN
LOOK CAREFULLY HES CAPTAINPRESTO -
@Izzy
shut. -
LMAO
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send proof
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@CaptainPresto Wow, I feel like he was either a whole new level of lazy, or thought he’d see if he could get away with it XD
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@Duchess He was a real jerk. I confronted him and he had nothing nice to say. Didn’t even apologize, basically told me to mind my own business. We have a bathroom, all he had to do was ask, but he’s lost his privilege to use my car wash.
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if only trees could drop their branches as a defense mechanism against those looking to “fertilize” a tree with the pungent yellow liquid
