I had to kick a guy out of my car wash for...

[Lainey]

That tree was having the time of his life.

[A Former User]

Not the tree.

[Lainey]

@xᴇɴᴛᴏᴜ_ᴛʜᴇᴅʏɪɴɢꜱᴛᴀʀ what tree dosent like being peed on 🙄

[A Former User]

@Izzy 🤷🏾‍♂️.

[Lainey]

@xᴇɴᴛᴏᴜ_ᴛʜᴇᴅʏɪɴɢꜱᴛᴀʀ yea see, best day of that trees life. 💪💪

[A Former User]

@CaptainPresto you iz Mr.clean?

[A Former User]

STOP SAYINGS HES MR CLEAN
LOOK CAREFULLY HES CAPTAINPRESTO

[A Former User]

@Izzy
shut.

[A Former User]

LMAO

[A Former User]

send proof

[A Former User]

@CaptainPresto Wow, I feel like he was either a whole new level of lazy, or thought he’d see if he could get away with it XD

[A Former User]

@Duchess He was a real jerk. I confronted him and he had nothing nice to say. Didn’t even apologize, basically told me to mind my own business. We have a bathroom, all he had to do was ask, but he’s lost his privilege to use my car wash.

[A Former User]

if only trees could drop their branches as a defense mechanism against those looking to “fertilize” a tree with the pungent yellow liquid