braaauughh

[A Former User]

my brother just got his wisdom teeth out and he cant eat like anything so yesterday me and my mom got him some baby food
like this

and my brother today was like, “here, try it out for me” and gave me one of them
and he never does this so i asked if he poisoned it blah blah whatever, and i ate it
it smelled and tasted like rotten carrots
so he was like “u dont like it? okay, then i wont eat it, have fun eating that:]” and then ran away
i kept eating it and it started tasting not that bad, but then i was texting a friend, AND SPILLED IT EVERYWHERE
and my gut was like “clean it up” but my brain was like “lick it up” and i licked it ;-;
but then it started going through my blanket so i cleaned it up
and everything was FINE
and i ate the rest of it, and sucked on it for a while (dont turn that dirty)
nothing was in there at all, so i start flipping it
AND THE ROTTEN CARROT STUFF COMES OUT
LIKE WHAT

[yourlocalkitkat]

Knox cant promise i wont make that sus

[A Former User]

HOW DARE YOU SPOTIFY

[Lainey]

👪