misc archives
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heres some text files
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t = me, b = bloxxer
t: (insert hornpub intro but its meepcity and this is the music)
b: fuck you
b: FUCK YOU
t: LMAO
b: THIS WAS FROM BEFORE MEEPCITY WAS A STRIP CLUB
b: THIS WAS FROM WHEN IT WAS G O O D .
t: :CLAP:
t: (WHEEZE)
b: DONT DISRESPECT 2014-2016 ROBLOX
b: OR IM DISRESPECTING LBP AS A SERIES, BITCH!
t: JOKES ON YOU
t: LITTLEBIGPLANETS ALREADY FUCKING DEAD
b: SO WILL SACKBOY AS A PLAYSTATION MASCOT
b: IM GONNA TAKE DOWN RUN SACKBOY RUN
b: REMOVE SACKBOYS BIG ADVENTURE FROM STORES
b: FROM THE PS5 STORE TOO
b: AND GUESS WHAT
t: HERES
t: WHAT
t: MY
t: DONG
t: LOOKS
t: LIKE
b: ROBLOX IS COMING TO THE PLAYSTATION
b: MINITURE
b: COULD FIT IN A JIM BEAN BOTTLE
b: ACTUALLY
b: WOULD LATER IN LIFE
b: CURRENTLY PHONE HEADPHONE JACK
b: YA DICK SMOLLER THAN THE FUCKS I GIVE ABOUT LBP
b: AND THEY’rE PRETTY DAMN SMALL
i disconnect to check wtfs going on with my wifi usage
Bloxxer used gold confetti!
b: Alien dancing x2
b: ARGUMENT
b: OVER
b: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
b: mic drop
b: alright time to summon a demon
t: sorry what were you saying
t: i was trying to figure out wtf was causing the wifi to spike in send/recieve
b: Ай хүчирхэг Залзеот минь, би чамайг дуудаж, дайснуудаа цохиж, сүйрлийг авчрах болно! (O mighty Zalzeot, I call upon thee to smite my enemies and bring destruction!)
t: suas mães uma enxada (your moms a hoe)
b: sounds like your just mad because my guesstimate was right
t: certo? como em longe à minha direita? porque você perdeu. (right? as in how far to my right? because you missed.)
b: /
b: I
b: is speaking in small dick language
b: sorry i cant hear you over my meat flute flopping
t: …
t: ok i get we are having a funni argument
t: but what the fuck?
b: already screen capped it
t: you fool
t: YOUVE FALLEN INTO
t: A ZONA DE VASECTOMIA SURPRESA (THE SUPRISE VASECTOMY ZONE)
b: meat flute, silly sausage
t: SEU PAU E BOLAS ESTÃO FODIDOS (YOUR DICK AND BALLS ARE FUCKED)
b: boney bannana
b: still small dick launguage?
b: cmon
b: stiffen up
b: dont be a boner
t: EU VOU TRANSFORMAR SUA FLAUTA DE CARNE EM FATIAS DE SALAMI QUE VOU ENGOLIR O CU DA SUA MÃE (I’LL TURN YOUR MEAT FLUTE INTO SLICES OF SALAMI AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR MOMS ASS)
b: ?
t: PLEASE DONT TRANSLATE THAT
b: sorry i dont speak
b: i dont SPEAK 1 MILLIMETER DEFEATER
Bem, eu não vi você falar… uhh (Well, I didn’t see you speak… uhh)
energia de pau grande! pfft (big dick energy! pfft)
b: no
b: you see
b: i am in a different tier
b: THE
b: BRITISH
b: BRODCASTING
b: CHANNEL
b: tier
t: aposto que sua mãe gosta de assistir as notícias (i bet your mom likes to watch the news) -
auverse part 1:
Tadpole: sleeping
Bloxxer: playing cuphead and trying to not fucking die every five seconds
Tadpole: slightly awake why the fuhk are yu playin cuphead…?
Bloxxer: GOD DAMNIT
Bloxxer: FUCK YOU DR KAHL
Bloxxer: AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING ROBOT
Tadpole: visible confusion
Bloxxer: shows him
Tadpole: sorry i literally just woke up
Tadpole: i dont understand a single shit
Bloxxer: WELL START UNDERSTANDING
Tadpole: im waking up
Tadpole: to cuphead rage
portal appears
Bloxxer: wtf
Tadpole: …
Tadpole: ITS LITERALLY 8 IN THE GAHT DANG MORNIN
Bloxxer: is that sans???
Tadpole: …
the minnit blox and tad walk in
Tadpole: hey wait a minnit
mb: yes
Tadpole: i recognize you (pointing to minnit tadpole)
Bloxxer: hey other me, can you help me with this?
Tadpole: ok but like, knowing how minnit tadpole is, we should probably not be alive right now
mb: no time, also you fucking suck
(minnit tadpole is on a child leash)
mb: follow me
mt: mus_smile
mt: pulls out one of the sciency shits he makes in the lab
Bloxxer: woah
Tadpole: ok ok
Bloxxer: wtf is that???
Tadpole: no need to pull out your testicular cancer ray
Tadpole: besides
Tadpole: im already missing my balls
Tadpole: points to a set of two rocks
Bloxxer: heh, balls
Tadpole: heh, stonefactory reference
mt: why the fuck do you even still use that
mb: because i dont want you commiting mass genocide
mb: or getting in my fights with fundy/japan/dream
Bloxxer: huh
mt: they are all dead
mt: except maybe fundy
both mb and Bloxxer: wait what
mt: we didnt know what happened to fundy
mt: the shop just closed
Bloxxer: anyway arent we supposed to come with you guys?
Tadpole: how the fuck are you fighting an entire country? like seriously
Tadpole: its the entire country of the daht gang japan
mb: its easy
mt: just use me as a weapon
mb: no
mt: yes :)
mb: no. ANYWAY, heere we go
mt: teleports everyone to the ruinsThe Ruins:
Tadpole: its been a whi- wait how the fu-
Bloxxer: woah. this place is shit
mt: oh hey, theres a ball of evilness here puts it in his pocket before anyone notices
mb: where did the ball go?
Bloxxer: why are we here
mt: oh i just teleported it to a storage place (obviously lying)
Tadpole: wait, ball of evilness?
mb: simple, some weird looking bannanas and vegetables invaded
Tadpole: … (realization) OH F U C K
mb: they said something about
mb: crossing dimensions
Tadpole: quietly explains to mt what the fuck bloxxer is actually talking about
mt: OH S H I -
mb: and we swiped a transport thing
mb: so
mt: and i wasnt even told about this?
Tadpole: ok so-
Bloxxer: sooo what now
Tadpole: mb, you said “and vegetables”
mb: yes
Tadpole: …so
mb: like bean looking things
Tadpole: thinking what the fuck kinda vegetables are meme. wait…
mb: got an image of it
Tadpole: shows mb an image of vegetal
mb: shows tadpole the exact same image
Tadpole: is this i-
Tadpole:
mt: wheezing their entire lung capacity out
Tadpole: ITS LITERALLY THE SAME FUCKING IMAGE
Tadpole: grabs a strange blue ball
mb: wait that could be keiths-
it starts moving
st: LET GO OF ME
mb: oh
Tadpole and st: WHO THE FUCK IS KEITH
mb: its alive
mb: long story short, you ever play Friday Night Funkin?
mb: shorty midget dude but tall.
Tadpole: holy shit fnf real?
st: what is a funkin
Bloxxer: ok
mt: thinks of very cursed things involving st
mb: go use the transport thing. it’ll take you to a universe
Bloxxer: ok
mt: ✌😐 dissapears
Bloxxer: back with a fren
bt: just a corpse
Roblox:
Tadpole: poof
mt: oh wait a minute
rt: eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
mt: eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Fandom:
ft: ive been dead for several years
mt: who the absolute living fuck are you
ft: not “living”
Roblox:
Bloxxer: yoinks rb
Tadpole: would rb technically not exist considering your a robloxian
Bloxxer: no its noob army blox
Tadpole: no-noob-what?
Ruins:
rumble rumble
Bloxxer: guys
Bloxxer: i think theres
Bloxxer: somethinG!
knocked over
Bloxxer: ooooooooooow.
mt: i will force feed the blue slime to make it grow in size
mb: woah.
mt: wait, st, why dont you just eat the bananas
st: i dont like the taste of blood
mt: …wait
bloxxer gets punched again
mt: that was me
Bloxxer: wtf
mppt: nah that was me
mt: hol up whot he fu-
Bloxxer: ahem
Bloxxer: walks over to mppt but slips OWUGH
Tadpole: …pathetic
Bloxxer: loooky down A BANANA PEEL???
st: you- oh wait what
Bloxxer: THEY GOT IN?
Tadpole: wait
Tadpole: arent the banana guys like the size of a person
Tadpole: how big is this fucking banana peel-
Tadpole: wHY IS THERE A BANANA PEEL IF-
Bloxxer: nah they have midgets
mb: just like keith
Bloxxer: boo
Tadpole, Minnit Tadpole, and MPP Tadpole: banana circumcision
an extremely loud high five
bannanas and vegetals come swarming in
Bloxxer: OH GOD
Tadpole: ok, banana army we can deal with
rb: ok lil dude do your thing
Bloxxer: but vegetals are way too powerful for this world…
rb: yeets the lil sword dude
Tadpole: grabs minnit tadpole GO DO YOUR THING BITCH
mt: grabs mpp tadpole GO DO YOUR THING FUCKHEAD
mpp tadpole: just fucking dies
Bloxxer: DAMN. ALREADY DEAD. OK.
Tadpole: mpp tadpole can just kill himself at will
Bloxxer: ag- OK
Tadpole: he’ll be back in like 5 seconds
Bloxxer: LETS GO THRU A PORTAL
mppt: hey guys
mt: HEY THATS MY THING
Bloxxer: LIL DUDE WILL FEND HIM OFF
mt: opens door to the backrooms what lil dude?
rb: shows picture
mt: oh
Tadpole: OK GUYS LETS THINK OF A PLAN
Bloxxer: HE HAS DE-
Tadpole: wait
Tadpole: how the fuck are the bananas even up here
Tadpole: were like
Tadpole: super fucking far away from earth or any planet (talking about fundys shop)
Bloxxer: “manrobloxisweird” is piloting the ship
Tadpole: thanks egg baloney man
Tadpole: i thought the shop was also technically a spaceship…
Bloxxer: oh
Tadpole: ok. plans:
Bloxxer: ok backrooms too danger
Tadpole: retrieve good clones n shit from backrooms
Bloxxer: split up?
Tadpole: …
Tadpole: ok
Tadpole: so
Bloxxer: you make a group
Tadpole: retrive good clones n shit from backrooms levels “1-5”
Tadpole: 0-5 actually
Tadpole: 0-4
Tadpole: uhh
Tadpole: have minnit tad make a portal to a safe level like level 11
Tadpole: or
Tadpole: one of his pocket dimension doors
Tadpole: idfk
Bloxxer: im grabbing some bloxxers to try and find a counter for the vegetals
Bloxxer: uses the portal thing to leave
Tadpole: i have access to every wiki in existence
Tadpole: lemme pull up the surreal memes wiki
Bloxxer: NO LEADSA
a very strong looking banana is choking lil guy
rb: STAY AWAY FROM HIM
punch
rb: ow
slice
BRAWL
vegetals show up
Bloxxer: OH SHIT
Bloxxer: VB
Bloxxer: SLICE EM
vb: ON IT
Bloxxer: OK
Bloxxer: CHARGE!
mt: STOP
pausin time
mt: can we talk about the fact that minnit tadpole and steam tadpole basically look the same? like literally how are you supposed to tell them apart?
mt: …
mt: i feel like nows a good time to resume
mt: clap
Tadpole: WE GOTTA GET THOSE BANANA FUCKS OUT OF THE WAY
Bloxxer:BUWIKQAUJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bloxxer: cod zombie screech
mt: …hes gone mad
Bloxxer: nah, insanity is a toggle.
mt and mppt: same
mppt: not for you
slap
mt: AAA
mt fucking explodes
Bloxxer: W H A T
Tadpole: yeah his balls are gone
Bloxxer:so armless? oh i thought he was neutered
mb: me too
Tadpole: eye balls. seriously where the fuck are they
Bloxxer: omg cool
Bloxxer: wait
Tadpole: mppt just zoinked em out of existence
Bloxxer: doesnt he have like an evil orb
mt: well not anymore, i cant feel it in my pocket
mppt: hehehehehehe
Bloxxer: guys i think we have a problem
mppt just undos everything since the slap
Tadpole: tadpoles, can we actually be sane for one fucking minute
Bloxxer: screw it, im going undercover against the bannans
Tadpole: ok you go do that
Tadpole:uhh
Tadpole: mppt, you found themin the backrooms yet?
mppt: ive been here many a time, i killed the bananas for you
Tadpole: …you fucking what
Bloxxer: YO U W H A T
mppt: enemy ones killed some flying gun bees
Bloxxer: mppt is the least sane
Tadpole: so uhh… yea… throws st into a portal WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHERE THAT GOES
Geometry dash:
st: where is this place
st: WE CANT EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE WORK
The ruins:
welcome back st
so how was it
st: covered in blood it was ok
Bloxxer: hey
Bloxxer: i have one word
Tadpole: what is it
Bloxxer: and how you all anwser is to see if your getting executesd
Tadpole: pfft
Bloxxer: bloxpole
mt: HAH! fuck no
Bloxxer: thank god
mppt: forbidden
Tadpole: forbidden
st: wut?
rt: reports
mb, rb, bhb, and vb: fuck no
Tadpole: scratch tadpole is the most pure tadpole out of all of them
mt: THTHTHTHTHTHTATS ALL FOLKS -
auverse part 2: (incomplete)
if this dosent make sense realize that auverse part 1 happened around the end of summer
and part 2 is still in progress (hopefully)"
mt: so basically im making a bomb
bomb explodes and time freezes once again
(like two days later in real time)
time unfreezes
st: well that was dumb
Bloxxer: hey
Bloxxer: was wprtj
Tadpole: what
Bloxxer: worth
Bloxxer: so
Bloxxer: now what
mt: well uhh
mt: you said you were gonna go undercover
Bloxxer: oh yea
Bloxxer: i’ll take rb too
rb: i have banana costumes
mt: oh hey theres a tv in here
the tv: ninjago
mppt: just fucking hits the tv with a baseball bat
Tadpole: oh cool
Tadpole: so uhh
Tadpole: how are you gonna sneak in tho
Tadpole: were in space
mb: ahem
mt: well actually this lab isnt in space, considering its a portal
shows the teleporter
mppt: pfft
mppt: who needs that
Bloxxer: who needs you
mppt: teleports st onto the roof
Tadpole: st is on the roof
Tadpole: and also in very much danger
Bloxxer: alright
Bloxxer: lets doo it
blip we got walky talkies
mt: oh cool, you got walkie talkies?
Tadpole: yes
Bloxxer: so
Bloxxer: im gonna sabo the bannanas
Tadpole: dont worry about noise
Tadpole: its a headset
Tadpole: like
Tadpole: earbuds
Bloxxer: i’ll be looking for the leader
he probably wouldnt be in that building
Bloxxer: well
unless your talking about like
who leads the buildin
Bloxxer: i’ll be sabotaging the spawner
Bloxxer: another reason i brought rb!
Bloxxer: he has bombs
Tadpole: MT
Tadpole: work on creating some gears for rb
Tadpole: for use later
Tadpole: do you think they got a cloner in there?
Bloxxer: yes
hmm
Tadpole:if we replicate the cloner technology
Tadpole:we wont have to worry about gathering good clones
Tadpole:considering the fact that they are working on getting rid of the issues
mt and Tadpole: we can modify the tech to remove the evil!
Bloxxer: ok rb, i will cause a distraction
Bloxxer: sabos O2
Bloxxer: ok
Bloxxer: now go make it kablooey
Bloxxer: oh, and also
Bloxxer: take some info
rb: kaboom?
Bloxxer: yes rb, kaboom
blil
Bloxxer: oh shit
Tadpole: if we can find out a way to replicate the cloner technology…
Tadpole: if possible, we could presumably make clones of ourselves as well
Bloxxer: im surronded
spaceclone-19: who are you. give us your id
Bloxxer: uhh
Tadpole: hmm
Bloxxer: spaceclone-1213
spaceclone-23: thats an oddly high number
spaceclone-19: there might be multiple bases
Bloxxer: we’re clones
Bloxxer: we only take a little bit of time to be produced
spaceclone-347: ehh they are right
spaceclone-1212 walks in
spaceclone-1212: the cloners stopped working
spaceclone-234: oh noes
Bloxxer: whispering fuck, RB HELP
(rb: on it)
oh noes
tosses another bomb at the bannanas
Clones: OH SHI- BwOmaBRElgjfdskhU KJSHY
(some survivors remain but get stabbed
)
Clones: F u C k
Bloxxer: OK LETS GO
Bloxxer and rb: tps outta there
mt: NICE BALLS BRO! slaps them
Tadpole: AAAAAAAAA
Bloxxer: A
MEANWHILE:
mppt:opens fridge
mppt: wait a minute
mppt: im not supposed to be here
mppt: im supposed to be at mt’s lab.
(later)
willow: tad what is up
mppt: uhh
mppt: realizing im not in minnit tadpoles lab with my au counterparts
Tadpole: hey uhh, where the fuck did mppt go?
mt: oh hes right… wait where
Tadpole: …
Tadpole: you go figure that out
meanwhile at the seed storage:
plants
Bloxxer: im goin to ikea for more
Bloxxer: where am i?
Tadpole: …
Tadpole: ok so you get to
Tadpole: uhh
Tadpole: this way
Tadpole: well shit he died
Tadpole: luckily i got out
Tadpole: so uhh bloxxer fucking died
mt: :0
mppt: meh
Tadpole: just kiddin :D
mt: but
Tadpole: he just didsapear
Tadpole: …
Tadpole: imma go touch grass
mppt: hey guys im back from fleeing blep from prison
mt: cock and balls
Tadpole: bloxxer
Tadpole: go touch some grass
Bloxxer: ok
(i think a while later in real time)
Tadpole: we have been LAYING AROUND for 6 hours
mt: so uhh… the fuck are we gonna do?
mppt: probably check back on the shop to make sure it isnt destroyed
Bloxxer: probs
mppt: sure it may be “ruins” but its still operational with enough fixing
brb im going to do portal hopping
okie doke
st: btw im still traumatized
woah
TB: this is a weird enemy
PUT THE GUN DOWN
i have no weapons
TT: hold on i dont remember downloading this texture pack-
huh?
brb
yoo uhh
i found terraria
picks up st and [REDACTED]
places them on a shelf
you two try getting along
yea
i can tell
because mppts watching on the tv
he somehow got into a “steam broadcast signal” whatever the fuck that means
youre coming with me mppt
MPPT: W O A - yanked
im back
with a friend
mppt: has the cheat menu mod from tmoadloader
ok
so
*quick recap for the teorritita bois)
so yea
pls help
mppt: why can i see myself? its like third person but weirder
true
TB: k i’ll join
mppt: somehow makes eye contact with himself oh what the fu-
tt: i have no idea what is happening
tt: ooh a portal
tt: hops in
fwoomp
TB: OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
tt: ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD
TB: A SLIME?
ST AND TT: WAIT NO NO NO
readys the megashark
st: wait why are you-
tt: i dont fucking know its some sort of instinct
mppt: stop right there
we are all a team
also this slime has a face
so like obviously-tt: theres texture packs that give them faces
TB: yea. so do the ones i see
tt’s gato: just floating there
mt: awww
vb: you good bro?
TB: thats one weird dye you have on
vb:… what???
st: 0_0
st: so uhh, are we gonna fight those potassium filled… meanies?
bloxxer: psst, mb
mb:what
wispering
mppt: I HEARD THAT
mb: he did WHAT to a duck???
…
whispering to mt please help me…
.and yes
mt: what the fuck? did you actually-
N O .
we are fighting the potass ium
yes he did
lets kick some pot(ASS)ium
I HAVE AN IMAGE.
buit yea
murder
shows image
HE’S gOIN FOR THAT DUSSY
mt: thats clearly fake…
mt: we all know hes pale as fuck
its an artists rendition
its too graphic
i had to call in crime scene cleaners to get rid of the mess
st: laughing
ok we go to fight
st: hey uhh… whats that?
st: hello? anyone?
SOMETHING MALICIOUS IS BREWING
(the portal closes)
(all the npcs fucking die)
st: ehh it was probably nothing
sb: you sure
st: …THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND, NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!
woah
wait… so st thought that bloxxer was sb?
(if we are recording lines then how do we say the acronyms)
…
i mean they do basically look exactly the same
st: so guys
st: remember when some bananas got close to the store
ye
st: i found a note…
whats it syay
ZOO XOLMVH IVJFRIV NZMWZGLIB VEZOFZGRLM LU VEROMVHHUZROFIVH DROO YV GVINRMZGVW
st: not sure if its any use or not, looks like a notice…
st: and then theres the back…
szs, qlpvh lm blf!
vb: i can read that
it says, “ALL CLONES REQUIRE MANDATORY EVALUATION OF EVILNESSFAILURES WILL BE TERMINATED”
and the back,
“hah, jokes on you!”
huh
hmmmm
does the meme army write in at- i mean
do clones n meme army leaders/generals write like this on purpose?
if so… why the clones?
vb: its a hard language to learn, not that common.
the clones speak english…
as far as i know
st: we actually had to teach some of the clones to be fluent in english
what do you mean, “we”?
st: for some reason bob knew english really well
BOB??
st: oh right you guys dont know him
st: he was a clone… then he got smooshed
he died…?
st: he looks like me, but yellow and more rigid
st: sb, how did you even find the portal?
sb: i was wandering around
and boom
portal
so i walked in
st: its not hard to find one in a white void
so that makes sense
…
i was bored
i walked in… uhh
slid in as well
st: the physics of this place are way different then im used to
mppt: im gonna take a nap
a little while later
mppt: -ASH AND… what? it was funni joke
…
mppt: did everyone go into battle without me?
mt: not me…
now mppt, i got a couple questions
mppt: walks in
mt: 1. where the fuck did you go
mppt: oh just to my home universe…
mppt: its hard managing this and that at the same time
mppt: luckily time passes strangely and whenever im in an au time basically freezes outside
mppt: so i can leave, spend like 15 minutes in there, go back out
mppt: and from your point of view i just walked in and then back out a door
mt: interesting…
mt: how come you dont have a bloxxer?
mppt: …
mt: mppt what did you do…
mppt: I DID NOTHING
mppt: they just dont really exist anymore
mppt: its a rarity seeing them
mt: ok…
mppt: walks out
mppt: walks back in
mt: how much time passed?
mppt: ehh about a minute… no one really said anything
echoing FemC: yea, im gonna continue… see ya later…
mt: who was that?
mppt: oh just femc
mt: im going to walk in that door
mppt: WAIT I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN
Meanwhile in mpp:
mt: walks in
mt: oh what the fuck is this
mt: walks back out
Back in reality:
mt: walks back in
mppt: so how was it?
mt: so many robots…
mppt: yeah…
mppt: walks out
mppt: RUNS BACK IN
mppt: MT
mppt: HELP ME
mppt: I GOT IN A FIGHT
mt: ok what do you need
mppt: so im fighting this guy but he can reform himself from pieces
mt: i gotcha
mppt: walks out
mppt: walks back in
mppt: alright heres your doors back
mt: noice
mt: nah nvm
mppt: banging on door MT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
mt: what are you saying?
mppt: FUCK YOU IM KILLING JESTER NOW
mt: WHO???
mppt dosent respond
mt: i thought time didnt pass in mpp
mppt: well in this situation it does
mppt: also im back here now
mppt: got bored
mppt: mt, where is everyone else?
mt: the bloxxers… idk
mt: but steam and scratch tad are over here
st: uno!HEhaheahehaeh
st: i win
Tadpole: anyways im going to go do something
Tadpole: uhh
Tadpole: you go do shit
MT: how about we all sleep until the bloxxers come back and wake us up?
MPPT: oh hell yeah slumber party
st: already asleep
Tadpole: …
tb: psst, tt
tb: new update.
tt: wut
tt: lemme sleep
tt is asleep
tb: we can have multiple outfits
tt is STILL asleep- Bloxxer has joined the red party
tt: i DONT CARE
tt: LEMME SLEEP - Bloxxer has enabled PVP!
tb: pulls out the megashark
tt has fallen back asleep
mppt: HAH
mppt: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW BITCH?
mt: mppt just go back to sleep
mppt: fine… - MPPT goes back to bed.
- Which is on the ceiling for… some reason?
a while later…
mppt: WAKE UP MT
mt: wtf is going on
mppt: THERES A BANANA IN THE FUCKING SHOP
MT: OH SHIT
mt: vaporizes the banana with a laser gun
Tadpole: so thats what that was…
mppt: mt, what did he call it?
mt: a testicular cancer ray
MPPT: WHAT THE FU-
mt: anyways
mppt: grabs a line of posters
mt: ???
mppt: need to make a map of the shop
mppt: also for morale
mppt sticks this in the kitchen
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1794145495335711076/F00441B082BE3305E304458B9B88BFB58F3F883F/
mt: WE HAVE A KITCHEN?
mppt: yeah theres a hotel where all the staff live
mt: oh right
mt: wait how do you know about this?
mppt: i walk around when im bored
mppt sticks down another poster in the main area
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1794145495335720605/1BC379BB4F667956D6AD88ADC9A14BC9C5CF114C/
mt: lmao
mppt: im bored
thirty minutes or so later
mppt: …
mt: whats wrong? youve been zoned out for… i think 30 minutes at least
mppt: …
mt: slaps mppt
mppt: A-
mppt: oh hi
mppt: mt, im going to drink the alchohols
rt: y’know what
rt: what if i just spoke portuguese from now on
rt: enfim, como estão todos?
mppt: shut up
mppt: shut the fuck up
rt: você não
(a little while later)
mt: ok so i got info on a new
mppt: what is it?
mt: its a new au
mppt: ok… and?
mt: its a genderswap au
mppt: OH GOD
Tadpole: WHAT
mppt: what if i just
mppt: steals one of mts doors
mppt: dies
Tadpole: HEY GUYS
mt: what
Tadpole: LOOK WHAT I FOUND
Tadpole: i found
Tadpole: this
Tadpole: weird
Tadpole: substance
tt: hey wait a minute
Tadpole: mppt stop dying
mt: yea
mppt: its not my fault i get bored so often
st: so uhh… when are we fighting the bananas?
bloxxer: now.
teleport
mppt: OH YEA-
mppt slams against the floor
mt is just standing there confused
st is speed
tt and tb battle ready
Tadpole: so uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tadpole: mppt, grabs mppt and YEET
mppt: throws ball
mppt: yeah thats all im gonna do
mppt dissapears
mt: grabs mppt
mt: NO.
mt: YOU GO OUT THERE
mt: AND FIGHT
mt: GO FULL ASS SICKO MODE
mppt: >:)
…
theres nobody out here
…
come on guys lets go back inside
- Bloxxer has joined the red party
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