Bike Joke (I'm running out of these things)

[A Former User]

So this Girl, Sara, Bullied kids in school.
For Christmas, She wanted a bike and asked her mom for one. Her mother replied;
‘Write a letter to God, Proving to why you should get a bike.’
The first letter she wrote read;
Dear God, I have been a good girl and should get a bike for Christmas. Love, Sara.
She shook her head and threw out the Note. It wasn’t true.
The next letter wrote;
Dear God, I Know i haven’t been good, But If you could just get me a bike i won’t be bad anymore.
She shook her head again. It wouldn’t work. She ran to her mom.
‘Mama, Mama! Can we go to church?’
The mother thought her plan had worked, and they went to church.
Sara took the statue of the holy Mary statue, and went to her room, Closing the door.
She wrote another note;
I’ve got your mama. You’ll get her back after giving me a bike