Sorry if this joke offends you
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Scammer: calls
Me: Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterdays lose is today’s sauceWhat do you do, when everything you love is kinda fucked up?
A hundred on the dash get me close to God
We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars The Weeknd
Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today, ain't no P.O.S gonna piss on my parade, I got too much life to live, and too few shits to give
its when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize that violence isn't always the answer - Dom 2024 -
@Tsubasa-Hasashi my mom tried aborting me i have a sad life but yolo i always pull through 🤡🤡
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bro i literally sent that meme to you like three years ago
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@Tsubasa-Hasashi That is terrible
