God thinking about the wasps
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God: Hey, angel
Angel: what god?
God: I have a beautiful idea!
Angel: what?
God: what if, we made a wasp, that could breathe under water(if there’s oxygen) and remember faces of those that escaped it?
Angel: what the actual fuck is wrong with you.
God: …
Angel: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT HAPPENintroducing, the bald faced wasp! With photographic memory and the ability to breathe under water if not fully submerged! They can remember your face for up to 1 week! And they can also tell others what you look like!
If you encounter one and aggravate it…
Pray.