"im pregnant"

[A Former User]

my cousins came over and we bought 10 pies so everyone could have at least two slices
but then my cousins bought 10 pies also;-;
my twin cousin had FIVE HUGE SLICES
and everyone was joking that they were pregnant
this is the conversation we had:
“(my name)… im…pregnant” -my twin cousin shows her belly
“oh? when are u due?” -me
“7” -her
“7 what??” -me
“7 seconds” -her
“wait wh-” -me
her dramatically falling to the floor

[A Former User]

Knox LMFAO