Presto's Car Talk #1

[A Former User]

I’ve thought about doing these for a while, just doing little talks while I drive home from work.

https://voca.ro/1dMj89L7zheC

Let me know if I should do these more often.

Also I should mention, you don’t have to listen if you don’t want to. And basically what I mean is, I don’t want to hear about how long it is, I know it’s long, thanks.

[A Former User]

@CaptainPresto “You couldnt see her even if your lights were on”
Yknow whats nuts, my mom would literally jaywalk on purpose because she didnt want cars to stop for her “because she didnt like that they were waiting on her.”

“Collage kids, yknow Who wanna get drunk on a tuesday night” LOL

“I think sometimes when you go to hardware store and you ask a guy where to look for something, if they dont know, I feel like they just point you in a random direction” XD “they send you to aisle 25 and aisle 25 doesnt exist”

Maybe you can literally call up your assistant to make sure they got a scripts on what to say to your boss if they ask certain questions xD

“kids these days… they stub their toe then write a 9 page essay on how they want to die” – Presto

That’s true about people though. The struggles, sure could be bad, but it isnt the end of the world and even when it’s the worst, you know it wont last, so why stop life just because if got tough? You’ll be congratulating yourself when you get over that hill. It might feel like it’ll take forever, but yknow what, the harder it is, the happier you’ll be when it’s over.

You definitely should do more. I think your talks are funny.

[Bandit]

@Duchess said in Presto's Car Talk #1:

“kids these days… they stub their toe then write a 9 page essay on how they want to die” – Presto

I’m totally not going to steal this as a quote