If my sister ever deletes this account,

[A Former User]

I’ll beat her ass up cuz I spent TIME Getting my ass here.

The Amount of Bio Shit I Have Rn,

The Amount of Posts I make.

The Amount of Friends I Have Here.

The Amount of People I Follow,

It’ll be gone.

But Yk,

kitkatgirlie

My friend Kat is seriously the fucking bomb, even if she can be pretty damn suspicious at times. She’s got this incredible energy that just lights up any room she walks into and makes everyone feel welcome and included. Her wit and humor are unmatched, always ready with a quick comeback or hilarious joke to make us all laugh until it hurts. And when it comes down to it, I know without a shadow of a doubt that Kat would have my back in any situation, no questions asked. Sure, sometimes she might act a little shady or give off sketchy vibes, but deep down, I know she’s a good person who would never intentionally hurt anyone. So yeah, maybe Kat can be a bit sus at times, but her positive qualities far outweigh any suspicions I may have about her.

@just-a-fkn-reaper-3-0

Des, also known as Desdemona or even the suspicious Desdemoana, is seriously one hell of an amazing friend. I mean, yeah, sometimes she can be a little shady and her actions might raise some eyebrows (or suspicions), but at the end of the day, there’s just something about her that makes you want to stick by her side through thick and thin. Maybe it’s her infectious energy and enthusiasm for life, or perhaps it’s her quick wit and sense of humor. Whatever it is, this chick has got IT in spades. She’s always down for a good time, whether it’s hitting up the latest concert or getting rowdy at happy hour. But don’t let her party-girl exterior fool you – underneath all those shenanigans lies a fiercely loyal and caring individual who would do anything for her friends. Sure, she may have more than a few skeletons lurking in her closet, but hey, isn’t that what makes life interesting? So here’s to Des/Desdemona/Desdemoana – keep being your fabulous self, girl!

@A38

Let me tell you about my fucking awesome friend A38. This dude is seriously one of the most incredible people I have ever met in my entire life. He’s got this infectious energy that just lights up any room he walks into, and his sense of humor is so ridiculously funny that it never fails to put a smile on my face. But what really sets him apart is his intelligence and creativity – he can come up with the craziest ideas and then actually make them happen, which is pretty damn impressive if you ask me. And despite all of his successes, he remains humble and down-to-earth, always willing to lend a helping hand or offer words of encouragement when needed. All in all, A38 is an absolute legend and I feel lucky as fuck to call him my friend.

[A Former User]

Make sure she doesn’t make a repeat of last time

[Alastor]

@Charlie_Offical_From_Hazbin_Hotel BEAT HER WITH A FRYING PAN

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@Charlie_Offical_From_Hazbin_Hotel FOR REAL

And i swear if she does, IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM

like, I will fucking miss you so much, this is literally your main account, you did more things than in the previous one. BEAT HER WITH A COOK POTTTT. But not so hard it escalates