y'all aint gonna believe me when I say this

[A Former User]

but whatever just had a normal morning, went downstairs, got some koolaid (despite me complaining twice about how it makes me feel sick I’m not giving up my koolaid tho) came back upstairs, heard a weird noise outside like a squirrel or a rabbit, peeked out my window and saw a hawk on my neighbors trampoline in their back yard and boom, big dawg caught a squirrel and was waiting for it to give up before flying away

which is normal

BUT THEN A CROW SWOOPS DOWN, LANDS ON THE NET, AND JUST FUCKIN WATCHES.
WHICH IS NORMAL.
BUT I’VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE FOR 30 MINUTES MAN.
THE CROW WAS ABOUT TO BULLY THAT FOOD AWAY FROM THE HAWK

[A Former User]

mind you yes it did all that on a trampoline