Things to say to make someone uncomfortable.
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I hope you find Ice in your orange juice.
I hope your milk Is spoiled next time you make cereal.
I hope your bathwater runs cold mid-run.
I hope you forget a towel after your shower so you go looking for one all over the cold house but then when you find one, Itβs damp.
I hope your ass starts to itch in public.
I hope your clothes get caught on a door handle.
I hope you step on a puddle with socks on.
I hope water gets into your shoes.
I hope your new sneakers get dirty.
I hope you trip and fall over nothing but air.
I hope the next time you eat a sandwich, itβs stale.
I hope you lose the game 35 times.
I hope when you go to sleep, Your bed is cold as hell but your pillow is hot. On both sides.
I hope the next thing you eat has a bug in it.
I hope the next time you drink water after a long gym sessionβ¦ That itβs WARM.
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κ§βββ¦πππππ’ππ ππππβ¦β βκ§ thats not uncomfortable thats annoying
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βππ¨ππ’πβ Thaβt also my goal :)