Things to say to make someone uncomfortable.

[A Former User]

I hope you find Ice in your orange juice.

I hope your milk Is spoiled next time you make cereal.

I hope your bathwater runs cold mid-run.

I hope you forget a towel after your shower so you go looking for one all over the cold house but then when you find one, It’s damp.

I hope your ass starts to itch in public.

I hope your clothes get caught on a door handle.

I hope you step on a puddle with socks on.

I hope water gets into your shoes.

I hope your new sneakers get dirty.

I hope you trip and fall over nothing but air.

I hope the next time you eat a sandwich, it’s stale.

I hope you lose the game 35 times.

I hope when you go to sleep, Your bed is cold as hell but your pillow is hot. On both sides.

I hope the next thing you eat has a bug in it.

I hope the next time you drink water after a long gym session… That it’s WARM.

[A Former User]

@ゼフィラ-ヤラ thats not uncomfortable thats annoying

[A Former User]

@whatswrongwith-zof Tha’t also my goal :)