Ykw, why not. Roast me.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper :)

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper said in

HE ONLY ATE HIS KIDS-

what the fuck

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Taeyong Yeah, Cronos ate his kids. :P

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Taeyong greek mythology is goofy but i love it

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real Real- Bro was just- a goober.

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper That’s crazy

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper he wanted all the attention from his wife

[A Former User]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real Nahhhh

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real BRO I KNOW- I READ THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS LIKE 6-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper SAM-

[A Former User]

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Taeyong then a son that he didn’t eat made him barf up the kids with mustard and wine

[A Former User]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real Nah…

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real See, I have heard about the wine version, but most that I’ve read, the wife switched the son for a boulder (because they were the Giants, it made sense), and he ate the boulder-

[A Former User]

@Your-Local-Reaper (hmmm tastes a bit mineraly)

[Your Local Shadow Simp]

@Grey_From_Pokepasta_Real (real.)