BAHAH
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Milo if you donβt shut the hell up with your packgod wanna be ass
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@Poptart_Yeeter Boy, Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone big headed ass up. Cheap bone, leave me alone, tik tok knock know ass Up.
You give the βI am one of the Imposters in the game of Among Us, and it seems like no one understands what βsusβ means. Every time someone accuses me of being the Impostor, they use the word βsusβ and I have no idea what they are talking about. Iβve tried to look it up, but I canβt find any information about what βsusβ means. Is it a secret code that only some players know? Is it something that only the Imposters are supposed to know? I just donβt understand. Itβs frustrating because I feel like Iβm at a disadvantage every time someone uses the word βsusβ against me. I canβt defend myself or explain why Iβm not the Impostor if I donβt even know what they are accusing me of. I wish someone would explain to me what βsusβ means, so I can be on equal footing with the other players in the game. Itβs not fair that they have access to information that I donβt.β Ahh Wannabe. π -
@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Milo If you ever had to speak your mind, youβd be silent
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Milo Which s3xual positions produces ugliest son? Ask your mother.
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@Poptart_Yeeter Kai, youβre a fucking joke, a pathetic excuse for a partner. Your life is a sad, pathetic mess, a never-ending cycle of laziness and incompetence. Youβre a waste of space, a waste of time, and a waste of oxygen, a useless piece of shit thatβs only good for taking up space. Your brain is a mushy mess, a jumbled collection of half-baked ideas and stupid decisions. Youβre a spineless coward, a gutless wonder who canβt even be bothered to stand up for yourself. Your relationship with me is a joke, a sad, pathetic attempt at love thatβs only held together by my pity and your desperation.
(DONβT ATTACK ME ITS A JOKE I LOVE YOUS KSKSMSKSK)
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Milo but- but you were spitting pure facts
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@Poptart_Yeeter Kai, youβre a fucking embarrassment, a humiliating reminder of my own poor judgment. Your life is a shitshow, a never-ending circus of incompetence and stupidity. Youβre a waste of space, a waste of time, and a waste of oxygen, a useless piece of shit thatβs only good for making me look bad. Your decisions are a bunch of crap, a stream of stupid choices that always seem to end in disaster. Youβre a selfish, arrogant, and entitled piece of garbage, a narcissistic waste of space who only cares about yourself. Your relationship with me is a toxic nightmare, a poisonous waste dump of emotions thatβs slowly draining the life out of me.
(AGAIN, DONT ATTACK ME)
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@Poptart_Yeeter Still
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Milo
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@Poptart_Yeeter Lemme get off sketchy mode, kinda hurting my eyes if we finna roast each other
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Milo said in BAHAH:
useless piece of shit thatβs only good for taking up space
i hear THAT one all the time
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@Poptart_Yeeter Kai, poor baby, got his feelings hurt
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Oh, Kai, youβre so sensitive, youβd think youβre a fragile little flower, but really, youβre just a delicate piece of shit that canβt handle the truth. Youβre like a participation trophy, a consolation prize for showing up, but not actually doing anything worth mentioning. Youβre so used to being called a useless piece of shit that itβs become your nickname, and honestly, itβs the most accurate description of you. Youβre like a broken record, always playing the same sad song of βIβm hurtβ and βIβm offendedβ, but really, youβre just a joke, a pathetic attempt at being relevant. So, keep crying, Kai, keep crying, because thatβs all youβre good for.
(i accidentally roasted myself instead of you π)
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Milo gOd DaMn
that hit home run
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@Poptart_Yeeter LMAOO
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@Your_Local_Sun_Or_Milo Youβre why shampoo bottles have instructions
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@Poptart_Yeeter
π Ahahahaha, nice one, Kai! π
Kai, youβre so dumb, youβd think a βDo Not Eatβ label on a poisonous substance is a dietary recommendation. Youβre like a human version of a participation trophy, a reminder that everyone gets one, no matter how pathetic they are
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@Poptart_Yeeter Kai, youβre so stupid, youβd think a box of crayons is a suitable replacement for a college degree. Youβre like a human version of a dead pixel on a screen, completely useless and only serving to ruin the overall picture.
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@Poptart_Yeeter Kai, youβre so clueless, youβd think a fire extinguisher is a tool for making popcorn. Youβre like a human version of a dropped ice cream cone, a sad, sorry mess thatβs only good for making a sticky situation worse.
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@Poptart_Yeeter Kai, youβre so dumb, youβd think a library is a place where you can borrow people. Youβre like a human version of a deleted browser history, completely useless and only remembered for being a waste of space.
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@Poptart_Yeeter Kai, youβre so whack, youβd think a map is a nap, youβre always getting lost in your own trap, your life is a rap, but the lyrics are whack, youβre like a human beat, always off the track.