sing the lyrics with me im bored
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welcome to the internet
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[INACTIVE] Toast Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found -
@Poptart_Yeeter we’ve got mountains of content
some better, some worse -
[INACTIVE] Toast If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first
Welcome to the internet -
@Poptart_Yeeter what would you prefer?
would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? -
WELCOME TO THE JU-
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@Flip-Ditcher you son of a bi-
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[INACTIVE] Toast Be happy
Be __
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage -
@Flip-Ditcher that wasnt very swag of you, broski
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@Poptart_Yeeter WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
put your cares aside -
[INACTIVE] Toast well what’re you gonna do about it
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[INACTIVE] Toast Here’s a tip for straining pasta
Here’s a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports -
@Poptart_Yeeter AND A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS OF ALL THE CHARACTERS IN HARRY POTTER FUCKING EACH OTHER
ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ -
[INACTIVE] Toast ~~that line always catches me off g-~~Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don’t act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
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@Poptart_Yeeter SEE A MAN BEHEADED, GET OFFENDED, SEE A SHRINK
show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think -
[INACTIVE] Toast Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here’s a healthy breakfast option -
@Poptart_Yeeter ᵧₒᵤ ₛₕₒᵤₗ𝒹 ₖᵢₗₗ ᵧₒᵤᵣ ₘₒₘ
heres why women never fuck you
HERES HOW YOU CAN BUILD A BOMB -
[INACTIVE] Toast Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time? -
@Poptart_Yeeter a little bit of anything, all of the time?
Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
everything and anything
all of the time
