"I love to order at McDonald's, To the point where I'd say" Ass message 💀

[A Former User]

“I’d like to order a Big Mac, but can I get it with no pickles and no onions, and can you make sure the special sauce is on the side? And can I also get a large order of fries, but can you make them extra crispy and sprinkle some paprika on top? And can I get a McFlurry with M&M’s and Reese’s Pieces mixed together, but can you hold the whipped cream and add an extra scoop of ice cream? And can I also get a large Coke with no ice and a slice of lemon, but can you make it a diet Coke instead? And can I get a McChicken sandwich, but can I get it without the bun and with extra mayo and lettuce? And can I get a side salad with grilled chicken, but can I get the chicken on the side and can you hold the croutons and add some extra ranch dressing? And can I get a McRib sandwich, but can I get it without the BBQ sauce and with extra slaw? And can I get a large apple pie, but can I get it warmed up and with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top? And can I get a large coffee, but can I get it black and with no cream or sugar? And can I get a large hot chocolate, but can I get it with whipped cream and extra chocolate syrup? And can I get a side of hash browns, but can I get them extra crispy and with a side of ketchup? And can I get a large orange juice, but can I get it with no pulp and a slice of orange on the side? And can I get a McBreakfast sandwich, but can I get it with scrambled eggs and no cheese and can you hold the sausage? And can I get a large yogurt parfait, but can I get it with granola and mixed berries and can you hold the honey? And can I get a large smoothie, but can I get it with yogurt and mixed berries and can you add some extra protein powder? And can I get a large milkshake, but can I get it with chocolate ice cream and can you add some extra chocolate syrup? And can I get a large cone, but can I get it with two scoops of ice cream and can you add some extra sprinkles? And can I get a large sundae, but can I get it with hot fudge and can you add some extra whipped cream?”

[A Former User]

And then the cashier charges you hundreds of dollars.

[A Former User]

@tea-and-crumpets Frl 🙏