GUYS WE'RE PLAYING HUNGER GAMES JOIN ME
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Tadpole what
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Ditto stumbles upon an assault rifle.
Kaya dies of pure cancer after watching the Emoji Movie.
Clay yells “woag wiag wiag” at War, causing War to drop dead.
Beelzebub shoots and grazes Duncan.
Duncan gets terminal constipation from chocolate-covered cotton and dies.
Lutschertal constructs a geometrically stable truss.
YLL finds a convenient couch, but decides it is too dangerous.
Sen finds a convenient tree, but decides it is too dangerous.
Belial gets indigestion from eating too much chocolate-covered cotton.
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3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
War: 0 Kills
Duncan: 0 Kills
Kaya: 0 Kills -
Ditto (Alive): 2 Kills; Injured
Sen (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Tadpole (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Beelzebub (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Belial (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Bheese (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
War (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Clay (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Duncan (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Kaya (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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Ditto receives a quenched and tempered steel from a sponsor.
Sen finds Nemo.
YLL attends an SAT class for half the price.
Clay heals Sen.
Beelzebub discovers a singular spaghetti lying on the ground.
Belial stumbles upon a fidget spinner.
Lutschertal is stung by BEES.
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0 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen: -
Ditto (Alive): 2 Kills; Injured
Sen (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Tadpole (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Beelzebub (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Belial (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Bheese (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
War (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Clay (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Duncan (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Kaya (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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Ditto sees things once and dies.
Beelzebub goes deaf due to Jake Paul.
Clay sets off a landmine that kills Lutschertal.
Clay gets prank called by YLL.
Sen discovers a paintball lying on the ground.
Belial receives a bone-hurting juice from a sponsor.
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DRINK IT BELIAL
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2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Ditto: 2 Kills
Lutschertal: 0 Kills -
Ditto (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased
Sen (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Tadpole (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Beelzebub (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Belial (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Bheese (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
War (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Clay (Alive): 2 Kills; Injured
Duncan (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Kaya (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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Clay gets crippling depression and dies.
Sen gets an ulcer.
YLL receives a bucket of KFC from a sponsor.
Beelzebub eats a singular spaghetti.
Belial receives a quenched and tempered steel from a sponsor.
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1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Clay: 2 Kills -
Ditto (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased
Sen (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Tadpole (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Beelzebub (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Belial (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Bheese (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
War (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Clay (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased
Duncan (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Kaya (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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YLL receives an empty box from a sponsor, because apparently the sponsor is a dick.
Sen brings one less paintball, so
Belial finds a convenient horse carcass and decides to use it as shelter.
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1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Beelzebub: 0 Kills -
i killed beel?
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Ditto (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased
Sen (Alive): 1 Kill; Injured
Tadpole (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Beelzebub (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Belial (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Bheese (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jun (Dead): 0 Kills; Healthy
Lutschertal (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
War (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Clay (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased
Duncan (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Mikey (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
YLL (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Wolfy (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Kaya (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
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Beelzebub eats a singular spaghetti.
fun fact: its called a spaghetto
