wanna hear a unfunny pun? OF COURSE YOU DO-
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what do u call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop!!!
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get it…?heh.
i have nothing else better to do with my life
My sexuality is retardsexual and I gotta admit, you lookin' mighty fine, bbg
guys be nice to my husband or i will explode -jasper
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no
im weird for you… <3
"𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓…𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔…𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆?𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒚…𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖…"
oh, sweetie. monsters are real and they look like people.
*Don’t fuckin bark if you can’t fuckin bite"
"snakes usually hang in pairs" -Presto (miss u man)
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☕𝜗𝜚 rylie damn
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Blake I got that immediately & started cackling
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♱ (Yutaznnn / Jisungist.) wasn’t meanr to bw funny
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Blake oh…
That makes it even funnier -
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Blake Sans would definitely say this.
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Trevor lmao-
