How to eat a Bandit part 1

[Trevor]

1. Give them burger
2. See if they appreciate burger
3. Drop kick th- I mean become a certified Amir.
4. Become friend with any being and name them George
5. If the Bandit is okay with you giving George a bite of burger, Bandit will be happy to eat burger.
   6.Once the Bandit is distracted eating burger, eat the Bandit.

GEHHAHAHAHA, you sigmas, I’m so evil.
(This post is a joke.) 𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽

[Blake]

Trevor … you see this shit, applejack 𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽

[Bandit]

Trevor I don’t like burgers

[Blake]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 WHAT. i mean if ur vegan thats ok but if ur not- W H A T-

[Bandit]

@Strangled_Red I’m not vegan I just don’t like burgers

[Blake]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 dramatic gasp

[Bandit]

Trevor HOLD ON PART 1??!?!?

[Blake]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 Now i wanna know. tf does she mean by eat chat i date trevor i fucking KNOW her

[Bandit]

@Strangled_Red …

[Blake]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 yeah…-

[Wubbrle the Wubble]

Trevor NICE NOW I KNOW!

Dont do me though…

[Blake]

@Wubbrle-the-C-l-one she can do me nyehehe

[Wubbrle the Wubble]

@Strangled_Red dont get too excited…

[Blake]

@Wubbrle-the-C-l-one rehehehe-

[Trevor]

@Red_From_Pokemon_Real said in How to eat a Bandit part 1:

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 Now i wanna know. tf does she mean by eat chat i date trevor i fucking KNOW her

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 Is this what you meant by he tried to make you getting eaten dirty?

[Blake]

Trevor I DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO BE DIRTY LIKE THAT-

[Bandit]

@Red_From_Pokemon_Real Like I believe that

[Trevor]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 eaea

[Blake]

𝓑𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓽 im twlling the truth