Whoever invented splinters

[A Former User]

I hope your entire body is covered with them.

WHY DID YOU INVENT THEM.

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@yangyang_x2 what a coincidence i just watched the infamous splinter spongebob episode where theres literally a 5-second ( i think ) duration of the splinter slowly getting into his thumb

BUT FR WHOEVER INVENTED THEM DOESNT BELONG ON THE PLANET, I remember when i had a splinter and i could walk for 3 weeks because it was SO deep

[Wubbrle the [REDACTED]]

@Wubbrle-the-Wubble couldnt*

[Father Gascoigne]

@yangyang_x2 splinters are not an invention, they’re a mistake just like me