Things I have actually googled (Seriously) And I will have you rank them
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If tomatoes are a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
If you cut a sandwich in half, is it twice as much a sandwich to half as much sandwich??
If you eat a cold hotdog, are you just eating dog?
If you take a shower, does the water get you wet, or do you get the water wet?
If you flip a pancake, does it now have a new top and bottom, or did they just switch places?
If you take a spoonful of soup, are you eating the soup or is the soup eating the spoon???
If you pour milk into a bowl of cereal, does the cereal become a drink, or does the milk become a food??
If I talk to myself, am I having a conversation, or am I just listening to my own echoes in the void of existence???
If I disappear from a mirror did I stop existing, or did the mirror just forget me?
