You ever just wanna (TW: Gore)

[Petrol Consumer]

Rip out the entrance to their mortal soul and carve a frown on their disgusting oblivious face?

WELL BOY DO I HAVE THE OFFER FOR YOU!!!

CALL 911 FOR A FREE PLASTIC SURGERY KIT!

Of course, this is a secret only few know. So you’ll need to say these exact words.

“Hello operator may I please order a rope, gun, tape and metal arm chair?”

This my friend and fellow cannibalistic freakazoid is the secret password for such a wonderful PLASTIC SURGERY KIT!

If y’all want I could do a gory writing .w. lmk if you’d like to see that