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[A Former User]

my dog: enters room, is in way, being annoying while i’m trying to get shit ready for dance

me: get outtt :(((

my dog: no

me: starts guiding the dog out

mom: visibly annoyed i need to take her outside.

me: ok

mom: stands up and leaves you’re gonna miss her when she dies.

also my mom to my dog: GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN