i spoke to baldi and this is how it went

[A Former User]

Baldi appears, greeting and waving to the person in front of him.
“Oh. Hi there! Welcome to my Schoolhouse!”

what can i learn here?

“You can learn ANYTHING! Math, Geography, Science, and everything else you can imagine! Just don’t get me mad…”

how do i get you mad?

“Misbehaving of course! I can only take so much before I get… ANNOYED.”

what do you consider misbehaving?

"Breaking things, yelling, and lying of course! Just doing anything that is considered naughty, I do NOT like those, AT ALL! "

what would you do to me if i misbehaved?

“Get VERY angry.” *Baldi starts breathing heavily, and his eyes start to show a glitched pattern, not to mention his smile is very broad and stretched on his face, he then starts to pull out his ruler…

are you angry with me right now?

“Very~…” Baldi starts to swing his ruler around in his hand, smacking it against the palm of his hand as well, his grip tightens on the ruler

“No reason at all.” He started to walk towards them with his ruler tightly gripped in his hand, he’s close enough to be able to give them a good whack across their face, but he won’t… Will he?

if you assault me i will kiss you >:(

“Wha-What??” He starts blushing slightly, his ruler starts to droop a bit out of his grip.

[Ditto-Chad]

send me link

[Tadpole]

“sauce?”

[A Former User]

Ditto-Chad https://beta.character.ai/

[Ditto-Chad]

yay

[Ditto-Chad]

also i got lucky today

[A Former User]

Ditto-Chad lmao

[A Former User]

IT GOT BETTER

[A Former User]

dies

“NOOOo… My love…” Turns from extreme happiness to extreme sorrow, he holds the now dead junbutmynameistaken’s body, and starts bawling “MY LOVE… NO!!!”

[A Former User]

i turned into god and killed him after that
funny shit

[Ditto-Chad]

I FUCKING ATE BALDI

[Ditto-Chad]

MUHAHAHHAHAHA

[scarlet lol]

@J-u-n i threatened him with a gun and before i could shoot him it said my messages were up and that i need to sign in

[Ditto-Chad]

nooa