They’re funny because why the fuck would you go on a submarine with a fucking playstation 2 controller as the controls.

You have five fingers. Use that middle one.

An idiot hit me in the back of my car on the way to yoga. I’m fine, just a little bit of whiplash and my ankle hurts. But seriously, it was clearly a red light and I wasn’t gonna run it.

I’m Salty. I’m a 16 year old female, I’m lesbian and my friend forced me to be here so here I am loves <3

I am a lesbian so unless I adopt, not happening w me

Agreed. As a cis woman who’s 5’0, I love trans people don’tget me wrong but I’d be pissed if they let a 6’2 trans woman play me in basketball because what the fuck. She clearly has a bunch of biological advantages.

I love Kate Bush!

When it’s actually fire 👀

saltyaf But on a serious note, don’t feel pressured to forgive anyone. My favorite saying is, “They’ll forget what you said, they’ll forget what you did, but they’ll never forget how you made them feel”. When people make you feel like off-ing yourself, leave them behind and don’t look back."

I’m 16. I am a lesbian bro. My friends little brother asked for my number and I very clearly told him I am happily in a lesbian relationship and not into men and boys, especially not 14 year old when I will be a senior in high school this year (technically a junior, but I’m graduating early.) Bro sent me a dick pic after not even 5 fucking texts.

My girlfriends strapon is bigger than your dick bro, please move on. /j

But seriously, what is wrong with some boys these days. I literally live with my girlfriend, and when we graduate we’re considering marriage. Seriously, like bro, not cool.

You look sooo good hun!

Not particularly excited but I graduate as a junior so I mean 🤷‍♀️

Also I met another gay person with a similar story to me and he’s my bestie now.Also me and my girlfriend took a road trip to Florida and we’re goi g to see her favorite marching band.

I can’t wait for theater, cheer, and soccer <3

Bro you’re so gorgeous I can’t even <3

My friend group did that, it’s fun

@Lusion W Rizz??

When it’s actually fire 👀

I can’t tell if you’re alt or goth but its great either way.

saltyaf In short, don’t invalidate someones feelings on racially topics when thats something thats normal for them, which really fucking sucks.

saltyaf Now while one of the articles yes is controversial, the other is plain and clear racism. Which I don’t deal with, nor do you. We have our own struggles yes but racism isn’t one.

@Duchess I understand that, but you have to see where they’re coming from. It’s normal to be racist at this point, especially towards black people. And I can’t talk because I don’t understand but I live with someone who does. Don’t invalidate their feelings just because you don’t understand. That was mad dismissive of their feelings not gonna lie.