They’re funny because why the fuck would you go on a submarine with a fucking playstation 2 controller as the controls.
saltyaf
@saltyaf
I'm a 16 year old female. I'm lesbian, me and my girlfriend will have been together for 3 years on June 4th!!! I'm tired all the time and I'm open to random dms!
Best posts made by saltyaf
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RE: submarine memes gettin wildposted in Blog
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Guess Who Got Hitposted in Blog
An idiot hit me in the back of my car on the way to yoga. I’m fine, just a little bit of whiplash and my ankle hurts. But seriously, it was clearly a red light and I wasn’t gonna run it.
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Okay What The Actual Fuck.posted in Boredom
I’m 16. I am a lesbian bro. My friends little brother asked for my number and I very clearly told him I am happily in a lesbian relationship and not into men and boys, especially not 14 year old when I will be a senior in high school this year (technically a junior, but I’m graduating early.) Bro sent me a dick pic after not even 5 fucking texts.
My girlfriends strapon is bigger than your dick bro, please move on. /j
But seriously, what is wrong with some boys these days. I literally live with my girlfriend, and when we graduate we’re considering marriage. Seriously, like bro, not cool.
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Hey you guys!posted in Introductions
I’m Salty. I’m a 16 year old female, I’m lesbian and my friend forced me to be here so here I am loves <3
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RE: my opinion bc yeaposted in Blog
Agreed. As a cis woman who’s 5’0, I love trans people don’tget me wrong but I’d be pissed if they let a 6’2 trans woman play me in basketball because what the fuck. She clearly has a bunch of biological advantages.
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RE: theater kid vibesposted in Boredom
I’m Belle in my schools production of Beauty and the Beast, being a theater kid is great.
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RE: random questionposted in Images/Videos
I WIN THIS ONE! I was 14, me and a guy named Karter had been dating for 2 years, but he’d started cheating a year into the relationship. I found out the messiest way possible, because I went to his house unannouced to get a hoodie back and him and the side were fucking on the couch while his parents weren’t home. I took a photo, called his mom and texted her the photo. His parents came hoem, the girls parents were called and 3 hours later after a long bout of yelling, we broke up and haven’t talked since.
Latest posts made by saltyaf
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Starting School Mondayposted in Boredom
Not particularly excited but I graduate as a junior so I mean 🤷♀️
Also I met another gay person with a similar story to me and he’s my bestie now.Also me and my girlfriend took a road trip to Florida and we’re goi g to see her favorite marching band.
I can’t wait for theater, cheer, and soccer <3
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RE: ootd but green edition kindaposted in Images/Videos
I can’t tell if you’re alt or goth but its great either way.
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RE: why are women hotposted in Blog
saltyaf In short, don’t invalidate someones feelings on racially topics when thats something thats normal for them, which really fucking sucks.
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RE: why are women hotposted in Blog
saltyaf Now while one of the articles yes is controversial, the other is plain and clear racism. Which I don’t deal with, nor do you. We have our own struggles yes but racism isn’t one.
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RE: why are women hotposted in Blog
@Duchess I understand that, but you have to see where they’re coming from. It’s normal to be racist at this point, especially towards black people. And I can’t talk because I don’t understand but I live with someone who does. Don’t invalidate their feelings just because you don’t understand. That was mad dismissive of their feelings not gonna lie.