Best posts made by kalamity

why is he so close

those who are aware of this days prior are always welcome to come into the zoom, and request a dish, those who just simply vibe in the zoom are also welcome, and please, i feel most comfortable if its only the people ive met via the zoom, or irl. i dont want any randos popping in saying weird things to my little ones. anyways, i should go around checking up on my children to make sure they are asleep for the big day tomorrow. sleep tight everyone! vonsweet vanisheth!

@DaTollCaféOwner WTF IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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JDP Random well they are MUCH more durable then most iphones, and at least android dont bother both 600 dollar accessories and phone cases for their phone,

Shazz_ oh i see, thats neat, keep it up!

@MichaelDaGrapeBoi me watching myself actuallly cook something in my life

JDP Random im interested cuz i kinda forgot some things androids can do

@xay-is-hot-duh what i enjoyed most is yes the song lovingly hits the right music taste for me, is that after it ended it showed a thumbnail saying “back to the 80’s” and a character named vinnie, i find it funny cuz my name sounds identical but spelled with a y

@yourlocalkitkat

@Angel_Dust i know you wouldnt, but still. you are my friend, ive already placed you under my protective wing, and i will not tolerate that.

JDP Random like- the phone or the robot?

and his floofy ass head, looking like he just saw the candy truck pass by on someones screen

@that1emotionalkid whats he talking about

@O5-1-The-Founder i like your idea of killing them, but its just boring to just keep shooting more, besides they dont taste good, id rather rip apart those who are filled with fear, becuase i believe the more fear they have the more tender they are

@VinnyLeVonsweet forgot to add it

@Galaxy-The-Dog let me show them who truly have power while i draw them out of public view and make them go missing in the woods for years and turn them into a command taking puppet~ =}

@Duchess all i know is, i want my funeral to be vintage, and i want my casket to be burning with it open, and i want shazz to play the piano there, maybe the piano on fire too if shazz is fine with playing a burning piano

@DaTollCaféOwner

@Toxica so like- is it cool if i stab myself a slice of cake?

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