i agree with this statement

samn't [one of all pronouns] said in GHDEBCIHUBFFICUHJNB IUDCYbi:

what in the canadian fried waffle is this nonsense

this might be the only funny thing ive ever said in my life

i chew my gums and sometimes the inside of my cheeks.

i have existential crises every other night if not every night.

or i’ll just be pissed off for no apparent reason

if anybody says Jif i will end your life with my puny bones

by that i mean that i will rip out my bones, sharpen them with a pencil sharpener, and then shape them into a dog and stab you in your right kneecap

and if you say Gif, you get a free balloon animal in the shape of a snail holding boba.

theefoxer why the hell is fundy in your signature

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HAND HIM OVER YOU’RE UNDER ARREST

what in the canadian fried waffle is this nonsense

my brain is actively rotting

@ɪɴꜰɪɴᴀ-ᴘʜᴏᴇɴɪx waht

@SM9118ArtStudio the hell do that mean

@SM9118ArtStudio who wha in the what where?

what website yall use for this or whatever

i decided to do this anyway as it’s been a year and the last post i made was done horribly so…

i am sam, i was here last year and because of my overprotective parents, was taken off. i promptly told two people to make a post about it because i am dramatic. you can find both of these by searching sam on here.

i recently got ear piercings, im a natural red head and probably the most uninformed person you’ll ever meet [despite doing fine in school]

i have existential crisis way too often, and i have somehow ran out of things to say here, so if yall want to know more about me and my bull crap, ask questions cuz i cant arbitrarily say things without my mind going blank.

got mine pierced just a few weeks ago by my aunt [pRoFeSsIoNaL]

kitkatgirlie you’ve heard of buzz, but have you heard of b⌬zz

i look like a dumbass

samn't [one of all pronouns] lmao why does the post only update on my end AFTER i post replying to something older

zofya406 this lame af but like 91