Zeera the Nightmare Jackal's 2nd account the egg came first because when the dinosaurs ruled the land they laid eggs, then the meteor hit and they evolved into birds, hence forth proving that the egg came before the chicken by about 65 million years
next time somebody is fucking with you, just bite them as hard a you possibly can. yeah you’re gonna get in a shit ton of trouble for it, but they’ll leave you alone. as someone speaking from experience, it works like a charm 😄
