i was the subject of a government experiment [my parents bed wrestling] in an attempt to create the poifect tomboy hybrid, however my father was lost in the explosion that created me [we left blud cuz he was a bad father] and my mother was extremely wounded in the blast [she gained a few pregnancy pounds] and i was born. the poifect mixture of female and male, the perfect tomboy [an idiotic and possibly acoustic girl with aracnophobia]

someone get on mpp

r.i.p grandma

one thing is wrong with this and i dont like it

just let me cook for a bit

#1: kpop
im not even gonna try to sugarcoat this i just dont like kpop :/
im not a big fan of the music and the singers look too g i r l y for non-femboy guys [sorry if that is offensive] and their suits are so flashy they make me mad and im not a big fan of choreographed dancing in unision
a l s o THE STANS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING now im not talking about the normal fans im talking about the dream stan level mfs
thank u for taking time out of your life to listen to me rant :P

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A: @Winnie_the_Bitchless @Charlie_Offical_From_Hazbin_Hotel @Merry @ゼフィラ-ヤラ @Miss_Americana Hood
B: @Wubbrle-the-Wubble @Bandit
C: i dunno
D: i still sunno
F: why u expectin me to know
if i forgot u then cry about it and cope ig /j [tell me and then cry and cope]

@Poptart_Yeeter 0+0 got my brain imploding

@Poptart_Yeeter imagine being bad at math (1+1 is a challenge for me)

@Poptart_Yeeter i get mid grades and im stoopid :>

@Your_Local_Sun_Or_NCTZEN me cuz i have a bigger gun

@Poptart_Yeeter youre 14 hell no

@Poptart_Yeeter once a sneedley always a sneedley

@Poptart_Yeeter beats u with a desk

@Poptart_Yeeter c l e a v e

@Poptart_Yeeter Adapts (mahoraga moment)