You built like a thumb.
You look like if humans had a default skin.
Goofy ahh head shape.
You ain’t just built different, you’re built wrong.
If thick of it were a person.
Living participation trophy.
Rinky dinky ahh shoes.
Goofy ahh fit.
You yap like a bitch.
Dishwasher.
Bowling ball.
You built like all the king’s horses and all of the king’s men couldn’t put you back together again.
More plastic in your body than the ocean.
Whale build.
You’re a shitstain on the tapestry of humanity.
Monkey.
Sewer rat.
Social parasite.
You look like lego part 2550o01.
Feel free to use these on your enemies.