Youโre so fat, youโd need a team of engineers to design a chair that can hold your weight, and a team of physicists to calculate the gravitational pull of your belly, but honestly, itโs not like youโre worth the effort. Your life is so pointless, itโs like a cancelled TV show, and youโre so irrelevant, youโd make a ghost feel seen. Youโre so chunky, youโd need a team of archaeologists to excavate your own body, and a team of anthropologists to study your own primitive behavior. Your weight is so massive, itโs like a black hole, and youโd need a team of astrophysicists to study your own gravitational pull, and a team of philosophers to ponder the meaninglessness of your existence.
