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RE: Well, I'm back.
Ranzai uhhh let me get the list
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees donât care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Letâs shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I canât.
Iâll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. Iâm excited.
Hereâs the graduate.
Weâre very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all Bâs.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! Thatâs me!
Wave to us! Weâll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought Iâd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. Iâm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, Iâm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Donât waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
Thatâs why we donât need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
Will we pick our job today?
I heard itâs just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
Wonder what itâll be like?
A little scary.
Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as⌠Honey!
That girl was hot.
Sheâs my cousin!
She is?
Yes, weâre all cousins.
Right. Youâre right.
At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
What do you think he makes?
Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
What does that do?
Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Can anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
But bees know that every small job, if itâs done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully because youâll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life? I didnât know that.
Whatâs the difference?
Youâll be happy to know that bees, as a species, havenât had one day off in 27 million years.
So youâll just work us to death?
Weâll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
âWhatâs the difference?â
How can you say that?
One job forever?
Thatâs an insane choice to have to make.
Iâm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
Why would you question anything? Weâre bees.
Weâre the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I donât know. But you know what Iâm talking about.
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Check it out.
Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
Wow.
Iâve never seen them this close.
They know what itâs like outside The Hive.
Yeah, but some donât come back.
Hey, Jocks!
Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
Youâre monsters!
Youâre sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
I wonder where they were.
I donât know.
Their dayâs not planned.
Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
You canât just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. Thatâs more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
Itâs just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless youâre wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Arenât they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
Couple of Hive Harrys.
Letâs have fun with them.
It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Oh, my!
I never thought Iâd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today, wasnât it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
Weâre hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
Six miles, huh?
Barry!
A puddle jump for us, but maybe youâre not up for it.
Maybe I am.
You are not!
Weâre going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what youâre interested in?
Well, thereâs a lot of choices.
But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
Itâs a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field just isnât right for me.
You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
Thatâs a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your sonâs not sure he wants to go into honey!
Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
Iâm not trying to be funny.
Youâre not funny! Youâre going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
Youâre gonna be a stirrer?
No oneâs listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
Iâm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Letâs open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe Iâll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody âdawgâ!
Iâm so proud.
Weâre starting work today!
Todayâs the day.
Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removalâŚ
Is it still available?
Hang on. Two left!
One of themâs yours! Congratulations!
Step to the side.
Whatâd you get?
Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Couple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
You want to go first?
No, you go.
Oh, my. Whatâs available?
Restroom attendantâs open, not for the reason you think.
Any chance of getting the Krelman?
Sure, youâre on.
Iâm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkeyâs always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See? Heâs dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. Thatâs life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
Barry, what do you think I should⌠Barry?
Barry!
All right, weâve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nineâŚ
What happened to you?
Where are you?
Iâm going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
Youâre gonna die! Youâre crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyoneâs feeling brave, thereâs a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Look at that.
Isnât that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deckâs restricted.
Itâs OK, Lou. Weâre gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
Thank you.
OK.
You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
Murphyâs in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
Thatâs awful.
And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
letâs move it out!
Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! Iâm out!
I canât believe Iâm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
Itâs got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
Ever see pollination up close?
No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
See that? Itâs a little bit of magic.
Thatâs amazing. Why do we do that?
Thatâs pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Cool.
Iâm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Donât we need those?
Copy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
Say again? Youâre reporting a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I donât know, but Iâm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Chemical-y.
Careful, guys. Itâs a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Candy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Guys!
This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mamaâs little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Coming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I donât think these are flowers.
Should we tell him?
I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey, because youâre about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
Thereâs a bee in the car!
Do something!
Iâm driving!
Hi, bee.
Heâs back here!
Heâs going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you donât move, he wonât sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow⌠the tension level out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Canât fly in rain. Canât fly in rain. Canât fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close the window please?
Ken, could you close the window please?
Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I donât need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This⌠Drapes!
That is diabolical.
Itâs fantastic. Itâs got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
Whatâs number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I donât go for that⌠kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldnât talk to them. Theyâre out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, theyâre flabbergasted, canât believe what I say.
Thereâs the sun. Maybe thatâs a way out.
I donât remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Donât kill him!
You know Iâm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
Iâm just saying all life has value. You donât know what heâs capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
Iâm not scared of him.Itâs an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble. Itâs a bee law. Youâre not supposed to talk to a human.
I canât believe Iâm doing this. Iâve got to.
Oh, I canât do it. Come on!
No. Yes. No. Do it. I canât.
How should I start it? âYou like jazz?â No, thatâs no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
Iâm sorry. Youâre talking.
Yes, I know.
Youâre talking!
Iâm so sorry.
No, itâs OK. Itâs fine.
I know Iâm dreaming. But I donât recall going to bed.
Well, Iâm sure this is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, youâre a bee!
I am. And Iâm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasnât for you⌠I had to thank you. Itâs just how I was raised.
That was a little weird. Iâm talking with a bee.
Yeah.
Iâm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say Iâm grateful.
Iâll leave now.
Wait! How did you learn to do that?
What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess. âMama, Dada, honey.â You pick it up.
Thatâs very funny.
Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didnât laugh, weâd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway⌠Can I⌠get you something?
Like what?
I donât know. I mean⌠I donât know. Coffee?
I donât want to put you out.
Itâs no trouble. It takes two minutes.
Itâs just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Donât be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldnât.
Have some.
No, I canât.
Come on!
Iâm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
Where?
These stripes donât help.
You look great!
I donât know if you know anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
Heâs making the tie in the cab as theyâre flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, âWatermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?â
Is that a bee joke?
Thatâs the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I donât know.
I want to do my part for The Hive, but I canât do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
You do?
Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Really?
My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look⌠Thereâs my hive right there. See it?
Youâre in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! Iâm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
Itâs like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe Iâll try that.
You all right, maâam?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, itâs no trouble.
Sorry I couldnât finish it. If I did, Iâd be up the rest of my life.
Are you�
Can I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
Thanks!
Yeah.
All right. Well, then⌠I guess Iâll see you around. Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you so much again⌠for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but⌠AnywayâŚ
This canât possibly work.
Heâs all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
Sounds amazing.
It was amazing!
It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I canât believe you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them donât.
Howâd you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and Iâm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
You had your âexperience.â Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
WellâŚ
Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
Iâm not attracted to spiders.
I know itâs the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I canât get by that face.
So who is she?
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giggles and rewrites a part of page 17 of skychasers
âSo⌠are you gonna pay meâŚ?â I ask, quite hesitantly, but thereâs a slight beat as she looks back at the papers, then back at me, now Iâm starting to get worried, because time seemed to have slowed down, but thatâs when she takes a few slow steps towards me, and in response, I take some slow steps back, until she quickens her pace, then lunges at me.
âHold on- What are you-â
She straddles me down to the floor, humbling me. I land on the concrete with a loud thud, and I SWEAR I could hear a slight growl come out of her throat, speaking of which, her hands wraps around my neck, strangling me, I try to plead for mercy, but she tightens her grip, making me completely unable to breathe, or speak.
âMoney?! You are RUTHLESS If you really think this job is over, No no no⌠Itâs not, you WILL get me that box, whether you like it or NOT.â Madame Delacroix almost screamed in my face, I tried to scream for help and shove her off me, but her grabbing at my throat tightens, and I promise it will be bound to leave a mark, she reminds me of whoâs in charge, and a hint, itâs not me.btw the skychasers book is my class book that we read so im just making a little thingy for it teehee
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wow. im sobbing.
sobbing over a backstory. AGAIN. no its not a mermaids tale - finally - madame delacroixâs backstory is genuinely wuite sad cuz she was basically the unwanted sister of her family like WHAT NO MY BABYYY đđđ
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what the fuck
ive gotten so engrossed in that book to the point ive been reading it for the past⌠THREE hours.
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lighter and darker voicelines
Darker
Getting Control
đ¤ | Darker: âHah⌠He finally gave inâŚâ
đ¤ | Darker: âYES! Feel it⌠FEEL THE DARKNESS!â
đ¤ | Darker: âSo naive⌠And WEAK.âIn Pain
đ¤ | Darker: âACK! YOU⌠IDIOT!â
đ¤ | Darker: âYOU WILL PAY!â
đ¤ | Darker: âTHE DARKNESS WILL SWALLOW YOU!â
Head ache (Other side getting control)
đ¤ | Darker: âOw⌠My headâŚâ
đ¤ | Darker: "I will NOT Let him take controlâŚ
đ¤ | Darker: âNO! STOP!âđ¤ | Darker: âAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!! MY HEAD!â
Lighter
Getting Control
đ¤ | Lighter: âUgh⌠I feel dizzyâŚâ
đ¤ | Lighter: âI shouldâve just went the easy wayâŚâ
đ¤ | Lighter: âI didnât want her to hurt anyoneâŚâIn Pain
đ¤ | Lighter: âAGH! I MEAN NO HARM!â
đ¤ | Lighter: âOw! Do you mind?â
đ¤ | Lighter: âOUCH! Stop!âHeadache (other side getting control)
đ¤ | Lighter: âAgh⌠My headâŚâ
đ¤ | Lighter: âIâm⌠fineâŚâ
đ¤ | Lighter: âOW! WHATâS GOING ON?!âđ¤ | Lighter: âAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!â
theyre both merged together but they always try to get the control themselves