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  • Bird Brain ~ Andrew Garden

    https://open.spotify.com/track/78ATbNUFOcRiydnyVYtMAb?si=62bc685704254f57

    Oh, I can’t seem to find no replacement
    Try so hard but I can’t escape your pull
    Please come home
    She ran off and fell in love with an actor
    Left me all alone chasing after ghosts
    Free my soul
    I’m so sick of the nostalgia I need something real
    But you’re so manufactured
    Do you even feel?
    All these hollow gestures, don’t know what they mean
    I wear a cheap disguise cause I don’t want you to see
    That I’m running out of options, caught up in a lie
    I wish I could act like you’re never on my mind
    Searching for distractions, need a little peace
    Every now and then I don’t really wanna think bout
    All the mistakes I made, still never change my ways
    Not like I could, knocking on wood
    Hate to repeat myself, you left me on the shelf
    Grasping at straws, what’s going on??
    What’s going on, what’s going on
    Somebody tell me what’s going on???
    I can’t seem to find no replacement
    Try so hard but I can’t escape your pull
    Please come home
    She ran off and fell in love with a bastard
    Left me all alone chasing after ghosts
    Free my soul
    Now I’m fighting with temptation
    Paranoid as hell
    There’s poison in the water and my body is a shell
    Running 'round in circles, caught up in a loop
    Who do you become when it’s finally time to choose
    Between jumping in the deep end and living in the past
    I’m tossing in my sheets until I turn them into rags
    All my contradictions finally start to show
    But if I get the chance I think maybe I could grow from
    All the mistakes I made, I’ve got to change my ways
    Know that I should, knocking on wood
    Hate to repeat myself, you just put me through hell
    Grasping at straws, love all my flaws
    (Love my flaws, love my flaws, love my flaws!)

    posted in Song Lyrics
  • What's your Kik? ~ Yung Nugget

    https://open.spotify.com/track/2d9OwGOkDgmKklDeSHx2s9?si=64edc30b49c6417c

    Ok, I liked all her posts
    I commented for a TBH
    I even posted on her ASKfm
    I don’t know what else to do
    Bro, you haven’t even hit puberty yet
    Why are you so obsessed with this girl
    Well let me tell you about it
    She was a bad little shawty
    Nothing like the other thotties
    Even back in seven grade everyone knew she was a hottie
    Only problem was that everytime I saw her I froze
    Cause she was looking like perfection from her head to her toes
    She had the heelies on her feet
    Silly bands on her wrist
    Yeah it was safe for me to say
    I fell in love with the drip
    Now I’m roaming through the halls
    Wishing I had some balls
    But suddenly she walked right past
    Time to give it my all
    So I said
    Hey what’s up hello
    I think you’re really cute
    I know that we just met but do you wanna be my boo
    I’m sure you’re probably busy
    So let me make this quick
    I just have one more question baby
    Can I get your kik?
    Let me get your kik girl
    I think that you’re the one
    Got 80 on the pacer I ain’t even trying to stunt
    Plus I got a GameCube we could play some smash
    There’s only one controller but I promise that I’ll pass it
    Shawty this ain’t coolmath
    Why you playing these games
    I know you said you had a man but I swear he’s lame
    Yeah hair’s wack, shoe’s wack
    He can’t even kick flip
    Me I’m tight as fuck, she saw me pull up on the ripstick
    Now we texting every day on my iPod touch
    My mom will take us to the movies if your dad will pick us up
    She say she loves me, she hug me
    We even held hands
    Yeah I’m trying to play it cool but I just came in my pants
    But I can’t stress it all, my life is good
    I’m feeling so spectacular
    When she’s around, I’m flying high, just like I’m playing flappy bird
    Then suddenly out of nowhere our romance came to an end
    When I caught her playing Roblox with one of my best friends
    I can’t take this
    I thought I would be the only one that you would game with
    Now I guess I’ll be alone forever
    You’re a fake bitch
    I don’t think I’ll ever be the same
    Until I saw a bad bitch doing the Harlem shake
    So I said
    Hey what’s up hello
    I think you’re really cute
    I know that we just met but do you wanna be my boo
    I’m sure you’re probably busy
    So let me make this quick
    I just have one more question baby
    Can I get your kik?
    Let me get your kik girl
    I think that you’re the one
    Got 80 on the pacer I ain’t even trying to stunt
    Plus I got a GameCube we can play some smash
    There’s only one controller but I promise that I’ll pass it

    posted in Song Lyrics
  • RE: A gambler's OC wheel (Enjoy!!)

    Blanket Child
    Lie Detection
    Moving Tattoos
    and Glowing Tattoos

    posted in Writing
  • RE: Deep question

    I get REALLY touch deprived.

    God bless my pets

    posted in Wellbeing
  • Simp Detector ~ Yung Nugget

    Can you tell I like Yung nugget

    https://open.spotify.com/track/0UGDjLPLBYbHWKtXQY1SwX?si=94d247b0fb644922

    Well ma’am, the lab results came back and
    This is hard to say but
    Your son tested highly on our simp scale
    Oh goodness gracious
    But doctor, what does it even mean to be a simp?
    Well son, allow me to explain
    If you’re only being nice
    'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
    You’re a simp
    You’re a simp, you’re a simp
    When you pay for all the clothes
    And then she says, “Thank you, bro”
    You’re a simp
    You’re a simp, you’re a simp
    You’re a simp, you’re a simp
    No you’ve never been a pimp
    You’re a simp
    You’re a simp, you’re a simp
    Got no game, you’s a lame
    And that’s why we ran a train on your bitch
    You’re a simp, you’re a simp
    Ayy, but don’t worry kid
    There’s no need to stress
    'Cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed
    You’re trying too hard, this shit ain’t complex
    All you gotta do is just follow these steps
    Don’t cry like a bitch when she leaves you on read
    Just focus on getting some money instead
    When you pull up on her and flexing some bread
    In a matter of moments, her legs will be spread
    Once you get some cash, then work on your drip
    You can’t pull no hoes in that basic ass fit
    Just cop you some ice to put on your wrist
    And take of those cargo shorts, they look like shit
    While we’re on the topic, your hair needs some help
    'Cause right now it looks like you cut it yourself
    You better not pull up if you got a bowl cut
    ‘Cause they gon’ be laughing like, “What, are you twelve?”
    Just one more step and then you’ll be done
    This battle’s over, your war is won
    You’ll soon be proud of what you’ve become
    Just listen up for rule number one
    If you’re tryna smash don’t beg and plead
    She won’t let you fuck if you’re on your knees
    Stand up strong, don’t be so weak
    It ain’t even hard, repeat after me
    No, I won’t do your homework just 'cause you hate math
    And I’m not giving you a ride to your big date with Chad
    Don’t put pussy up on a pedestal, 'cause that shit is lame
    And for any guy that does, I’ve got one thing left to say
    You’re a simp, you’re a simp
    No, you’ve never been a pimp
    You’re a simp
    You’re a simp, you’re a simp
    Got no game, you’s a lame
    And that’s why we ran a train on your bitch
    You’re a simp, you’re a simp
    Oh my goodness, doctor
    I never knew I could have so many bitches on my dick
    You’re my hero
    I’m just doing my job, son

    posted in Song Lyrics
  • BIGTIME HOTSHOT CEO ~ Yung Nugget

    https://open.spotify.com/track/6XxAgBZzqZjv4yEUapfIA7?si=2259c7a424d14d02

    Waking up alone in a hotel bathroom
    Tryna get a grip, but the room still spins
    Checking on my phone, I got 16 missed calls
    Gotta get back home to the wife and kids
    I’m pushing 85 on a local freeway
    Got the president on my speakerphone
    He’s getting pretty mad, but I don’t wanna hear it
    Just another day as a CEO
    I’m so special, I’m so great
    I’m the best fucking person in the USA
    Bring me the money, I want the cash
    You better stuff it all in a big paper bag
    It’s not my fault that you’re still fucking broke
    I’m a bigtime hotshot CEO
    Breaking news, CEOs around thе world rejoice
    As income inеquality reaches its highest level yet
    Good job, guys
    Everybody look at my brand-new spaceship
    Made it myself 'cause I’m really really smart
    Now I don’t worry 'bout trash in the ocean
    If it gets bad, I can leave for Mars
    I took a paycheck from a dad 'cause I wanted a raise
    He’ll be just fine, it’s just minimum wage
    Never did time, always beating my case
    I’m rich, it’s okay
    I’m so special, I’m so great
    I’m the best fucking person in the USA
    Bring me the money, I want the cash
    You better stuff it all in a paper bag
    It’s not my fault that you’re still fucking broke
    I’m a bigtime hotshot CEO
    More of those things
    Light again

    posted in Song Lyrics
  • RE: funny story

    plutonium he the one fr

    posted in Boredom
  • RE: JJK has lost the fuckijg plot

    plutonium I haven’t watched jjk in a bit wtf happened

    posted in Boredom
  • RE: school staff think they slick tryna scam me

    plutonium that’s bullshit then wtf 😭

    posted in School
  • You're Mine ~ DAGames

    https://open.spotify.com/track/4i6XHfrCiSfSO1jrrwviGj?si=7eef9e5769724f5c

    Hi, I’m Baldi! Nice to meet ya
    Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
    Book’s your game? Just shout my name
    When you let me use my whip
    So that’s one book right
    But you’re all wrong
    You haven’t even let me use my thong
    While I sing you this song
    It goes “Ding dong”
    Like the door I open on you
    Here’s a tip, abandon ship
    Or you’re gonna see me campfire willy
    Oh, oh
    Oh hi there! Welcome to my hooker palace
    Oh, oh, oh hi there! Please don’t leave
    I have no friends
    Oh, oh, oh hi there! Let’s go camping
    Let me touch ya
    Oh, oh, oh hi there! Haha, I tied you up!
    Every boy and girl, come dance around
    Let’s get an orgy started
    Get the Bully’s fists and the skipping rope
    We’ll fill your asshole with it
    Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
    Gonna send you right back to detention
    Pay attention to my dick’s ascension
    Sixteen bit’s of dodgy tension
    You cry, I just hit harder
    You’re wrong, I’ll speed up faster
    I rigged this for my pleasure
    In this classroom, I’m the master
    Oh, ohhh, ohhh
    I’m gonna make you scared of me
    Oh, ohhh, ohhh you’re my ecstasy
    Bitch! Runnin’ through the halls, slow down
    Shoutin’ noises that sound like “Fuck you
    Baldi”
    Bitch! Runnin’ through the halls, slow down
    Shoutin’ noises that sound like “Fuck you
    Baldi”
    Bitch! Runnin’ through the halls, slow down
    Shoutin’ noises that sound like “Fuck you
    Baldi”
    Bitch! Runnin’ through the halls, slow down
    Don’t eat ass in the halls
    Don’t eat ass in the halls
    Don’t eat ass in the halls don’t eat ass
    Hahaha, just kidding!
    Bitch! Runnin’ through the halls, slow down
    Shoutin’ noises that sound like “Fuck you
    Baldi”
    Bitch! Runnin’ through the halls, slow down
    Shoutin’ noises that sound like “Fuck you
    Baldi”
    Bitch! Runnin’ through the halls, slow down
    Shoutin’ noises that sound like “Fuck you
    Baldi”
    Bitch! Runnin’ through the halls, slow down
    Shoutin’ noises that sound like “Fuck you
    Baldi”
    Rats, you got away! Sigh Guess I’ll die

    posted in Song Lyrics

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