Don’t look back, that plumber’s gaining on our tail
Reinforcements grow, I think it’s time to bail
Stay alert and keep your wits about
C’mon, there has to be an escape route
No, don’t let them get out!
We gotta lose the heat, this is our one-shot
We’re going weapons loud, it’s time to hit that jackpot
Looking to escape from sight, think you can sneak by
You better place your bets and roll the die
Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Oh man, they’re everywhere, how we’re gonna pass?
Stay low, sneak fast, or they’ll get your ass
What? No, you kidding me? We don’t need to run
I think you forget we have a thing called gun
Intruder alert, fat spies in the base!
Mario needs you to dismantle their face
Whoa, watch it, here they come
Why are we singing? This is kinda dumb
Zip right past them, swift like air
Damn, I’m so good, my stealth’s got flair
Hey, you, don’t move! Are you two spies?
Uh, no, we’re just the delivery guys
Did you order this pizza with a side of fries?
Ooh, maybe yeah, lemme take a look inside!
Ugh, pineapple on pizza? You goddang crooks
Hey, wait, no, stop, my notebook!
As the roulette wheel spins, you’ll feel your heart’s thrill
Keep to your hand, don’t fold until the very last kill
Do you have the strength for freedom guiding your eye?
You better place down your bets, hope you’re up to the test
Here and now, we aim for the sky, we must try, take a roll of the die
You idiots just fell right into my trap
That book is mine and your asses are clapped
When I open it up, I will finally win
'Cause I’ll log in and steal your Club Penguin skin
Are you serious? All this, just for a hat?
Oh well, yes, but it’s a bit more important than that
Marty wants your secret pizza recipe
Oh no, wait you wouldn’t, that’s a felony
C’mon, Mario, stop this! This isn’t you
What happened to the fat Italian I knew?
Are you turning your back on the friends you’ve adored?
Why are you trusting that big piece of cardboard?
He pinky promised, I trust in my Lord
Come closer then, I have a nicer reward
This ultra-rare Roblox skin that I scored
Whoa, really? You’d give that divine skin to Mario?
Is that fine?
Pfft, no it’s mine
The game is in our hands, this is our last chance
We have to win it all, live through this dangerous dance
Sound off with your gun, load up, they’ve raised the stakes high
And all our bets are placed, the clock is ticking goodbye
Now or nothing, one final push, time to roll the die!
Whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Wipe that smile, your plan is running outta steam
Save your breath, it’s over with your little scheme
Your wishes bring me nothing but disgust
We hold the cards, your hand has crumbled to dust
Your dumb dream’s a huge bust!
