“lowkirkenuinely” comes from “kirk” + “lowkenuinely”
“lowkenuinely” comes from “lowkey” + “genuinely”
“lowkey” was the successor to “low bar” in spirit

so uh

what the fuck does “kirk” do in “lowkirkenuinely” besides be a meme.

don’t even get me started on “kirkcoin” (hint, it pisses me off the stock goes up every time someone says “kirk”)

2025 was a cesspool of nonsense and thank the dying gods that 2026 is here to hopefully not be another downer.

Pheo Reincarnation of the “Pobody’s Nerfect” meme.

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp i will also be here, but just, inactive. Not like completely, it’s mostly just life is wearing me down until i vanish into the dust that created me.

@Raven no fl

i used to have ableton…but not anymore

The only ableton song that survived:
Tedious.mp3

and it was too complicated for me to understand.

I know the reason why, but my coworkers are dumb and they don’t know what even is an exoplanet.

This should’ve been a shitpost but eh, whatever, its de-cem-ba’.

KayaRoseWho im in depression again

im too gay for the straights

MY HALF BIRTHDAY HAS BETTER SHIT THAN THIS

also, HAPPY ESTONIA NATIONAL DAY :internal_sob:

randy it was probably traumatic shock.

@Your-Local-Shadow-Simp ourworldofpixels has two things wrong with it:

ethics don’t apply

ethic need not apply because they can go up my ass

jack and jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
when jack came down
he smiled then frowned
as he’d been one of the children for slaughter.

and then jill
went to the well
atop the hill
to dip the pail to water
when she came down
she smiled then frowned
as she thought that jack had forgot her.

IT WAS YESTERDAY :SOB:

im a stupid motherfucker aren’t i?

@goonerman38 if they even post them here

randy it was probably traumatic shock.

somnium IAU luna be like

Post your lunar eclipse stuff here

randy, how long has this been going on?

Wubbrle the [REDACTED] 2025 had more deaths than 2024

Wubbrle the [REDACTED] 2024 was the best since since 2021 and 2019

somnium , more verses:

6:

There was a place, that I called /taka/
It was good and peaceful until /daeko/
Until now, it’s dead like no more
Until now, /A+B/

7:

Nothin’ matters
Not even hope
It drains hopelessly.

The fate in my eyes
It drains.
It hurts.
I cry.

I cannot see.
The past of my years.
Only fear.
Remains.

Roots of a function,
Continuous by choice,
Indifferent to me,
Like tears.

somnium

-Fourth-

Extend a line I never have seen
A world so far never visited by me
I got so from and withered away
By hope
By justice
It’s all gone down the drain.

-Fifth-

Parabola,

I cannot drive.

Hyperbole,

I cannot die.

Hemorrage,

I cannot lie.

Decrypt,

I cannot hide.