˜”*°•.˜”*°•ᴅᴇꜱᴅᴇᴍᴏɴᴀ ꜱʟᴀᴛᴇʀ•°*”˜.•°*”˜ i will also be here, but just, inactive. Not like completely, it’s mostly just life is wearing me down until i vanish into the dust that created me.

Soverign said in Ploonets:

somnium Ploonets

ploot nets

ploot o’s

Second Chance Demake.mp3

Antitties.mp3

jack and jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
when jack came down
he smiled then frowned
as he’d been one of the children for slaughter.

and then jill
went to the well
atop the hill
to dip the pail to water
when she came down
she smiled then frowned
as she thought that jack had forgot her.

I know the reason why, but my coworkers are dumb and they don’t know what even is an exoplanet.

This should’ve been a shitpost but eh, whatever, its de-cem-ba’.

istg im gonna vomit my kidneys out like a dumbass in a claustrophobic car for 5 hours twice with a 1 day break to eat shit.

@Blake i tried it, i never wanna eat that again. it looks like you stuffed frozen shit full of human pastes dyed green. and WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO BAKE THE CHOCOLATE, AND THE CHOCOLATE IS JUST A GLORIFIED STUFFED DONUT OH MY FREAKIN GOD-

i took an epipen shot before it though, i don’t have any allergies but just in case.

@Blake dubai chocolate is just a nut allergy waiting to happen.

i think this is why you dont google translate images

and yes, i have more screenshots from this.

@Blake oh fuck ughhhhh. well shit.

@Blake when is your main 'pewter coming back?

also, if it’s never coming back, uhhhhhh, at least the rest of the site still works.

@Blake the diner hard boiled eggs with salt are always either heavily salted cold or lightly salted hot. i do not care which is hot or cold, i care if i NOT get a rubbery egg.

Decretorus A.mp3

mario sunshine never starting vibes.

ENA.mp3

idk why i made a remix of a song but let’s just go with it.

Sphinx did you take your meds today?

@Blake someone asked me today ‘do you have fetal alcohol syndrome’

…i don’t…

@Blake parenting licenses should exist.

@Blake and then there’s rifle…yes i am not kidding, two consenting parents named their child RIFLE, LIKE THE GUN RIFLE…

EVEN WORSE, SOMEONE NAMED THEIR KID YMBURR

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NAMED A KID SOMETHING MORE SEX RELATED THAN YOUR EXPERIENCE MAKING THEM.

this is why r/tragedeigh exists.

@Blake i try to stay up as late as i can, but every other night i take a 3 hours nap…