
I know the reason why, but my coworkers are dumb and they don’t know what even is an exoplanet.
This should’ve been a shitpost but eh, whatever, its de-cem-ba’.

I know the reason why, but my coworkers are dumb and they don’t know what even is an exoplanet.
This should’ve been a shitpost but eh, whatever, its de-cem-ba’.
istg im gonna vomit my kidneys out like a dumbass in a claustrophobic car for 5 hours twice with a 1 day break to eat shit.
@Blake i tried it, i never wanna eat that again. it looks like you stuffed frozen shit full of human pastes dyed green. and WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO BAKE THE CHOCOLATE, AND THE CHOCOLATE IS JUST A GLORIFIED STUFFED DONUT OH MY FREAKIN GOD-
i took an epipen shot before it though, i don’t have any allergies but just in case.
@Blake dubai chocolate is just a nut allergy waiting to happen.
i think this is why you dont google translate images
and yes, i have more screenshots from this.
@Blake when is your main 'pewter coming back?
also, if it’s never coming back, uhhhhhh, at least the rest of the site still works.
@Blake the diner hard boiled eggs with salt are always either heavily salted cold or lightly salted hot. i do not care which is hot or cold, i care if i NOT get a rubbery egg.
mario sunshine never starting vibes.
idk why i made a remix of a song but let’s just go with it.
@Blake someone asked me today ‘do you have fetal alcohol syndrome’
…i don’t…
@Blake parenting licenses should exist.
@Blake and then there’s rifle…yes i am not kidding, two consenting parents named their child RIFLE, LIKE THE GUN RIFLE…
EVEN WORSE, SOMEONE NAMED THEIR KID YMBURR
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NAMED A KID SOMETHING MORE SEX RELATED THAN YOUR EXPERIENCE MAKING THEM.
this is why r/tragedeigh exists.
@Blake i try to stay up as late as i can, but every other night i take a 3 hours nap…
@Blake i love cinnamon but i hate watermelon (and banana flavoring too).
@Blake i read ‘…have a hot choco addiction’ the first time.
i am addicted to benzaldehyde (and hot cocoa/chocolate)
benzaldehyde is the key component in cherry flavoring.
so it’s no surprise (OH MY GAWD WHY IS THE R IN THE SUR PART OF SURPRISE SILENT AAAAUGHHHH) i like [diet] dr pepper.
so now i constantly crave either pure cherry flavoring or diet dr pepper.
also i think i like white chocolate over milk chocolate.