“lowkirkenuinely” comes from “kirk” + “lowkenuinely”
“lowkenuinely” comes from “lowkey” + “genuinely”
“lowkey” was the successor to “low bar” in spirit
so uh
what the fuck does “kirk” do in “lowkirkenuinely” besides be a meme.
don’t even get me started on “kirkcoin” (hint, it pisses me off the stock goes up every time someone says “kirk”)
2025 was a cesspool of nonsense and thank the dying gods that 2026 is here to hopefully not be another downer.
『Morana』 i will also be here, but just, inactive. Not like completely, it’s mostly just life is wearing me down until i vanish into the dust that created me.
@Blake dubai chocolate is just a nut allergy waiting to happen.
Parts 1-6 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK9sXdu3nuv8LGMxea0_je8CLSWukCD21
Parts 1-5 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRmdaiE_4P9iFbA4PHa0vdrQGqlsIGZtX
I’m just gonna leave you with this as a genuine reaction while splitscreening the 2
ex-friend is the “he” in this
text i got from him this morning after showing him this:
“I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I F[]KING KNEW IT I CALLED THEM PARANOID WITH HIS BESTIE AND HE LAUGHED HIS ASS OFF I F[]KING KNEW IT”
(i did not know the context)
so uhm, what’s the worst “I KNEW IT” moment y’all’ve had?
@Blanket-Child not i’m not
some bastards put cottage cheese into alfredo
jack and jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
when jack came down
he smiled then frowned
as he’d been one of the children for slaughter.
and then jill
went to the well
atop the hill
to dip the pail to water
when she came down
she smiled then frowned
as she thought that jack had forgot her.
somnium I AM ABOUT TO SHITPOST HARDER THAN ANYONE ELSE
@Blanket-Child yay
like how hot of magma are we talkin about
Grub Bug Juice r/polandball is unhinged man
i spent too long making a fucking tringle
@Blanket-Child There are songs on my laptop I am legally not allowed to call “real” songs because otherwise I’ll get cancelled IRL even though they feel real I cannot for example:
Postulavit.mp3 <-really good song but it pains me that i can’t call it real but it’s so close WHY AREN’T I ALLOWED TO-
Forthcoming.mp3 <-this stupid song (really good, BUT WHY WON’T YOU LET ME UGHHH-)
LunarJourney.mp3 <-I AM UNIRONICALLY GOING TO BREAK DOWN
conscripties.mp3 self depricating AAAAAAAAUH
Mirt.mp3 (ironically, mirth is a sense a joy, but right now i feel pain)
@Blanket-Child 
my only good photo of a solar eclipse (we did not reach the classic totality)
this stupid image was shot a while ago, and the metadata is used by apple to erm…not do great things…uhhh
Grub Bug Juice innero.mp3 outero.mp3 split the tringle song
@Blanket-Child 
OUT OF ALL THE SAMPLES
THE BIBLE APP??!!
