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Well maâam, the lab results came back and
This is hard to say but
Your son tested highly on our simp scale
Oh goodness gracious
But doctor, what does it even mean to be a simp?
Well son, allow me to explain
If youâre only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
Youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, âThank you, broâ
Youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
No youâve never been a pimp
Youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Got no game, youâs a lame
And thatâs why we ran a train on your bitch
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Ayy, but donât worry kid
Thereâs no need to stress
'Cause I know a way to make these hoes obsessed
Youâre trying too hard, this shit ainât complex
All you gotta do is just follow these steps
Donât cry like a bitch when she leaves you on read
Just focus on getting some money instead
When you pull up on her and flexing some bread
In a matter of moments, her legs will be spread
Once you get some cash, then work on your drip
You canât pull no hoes in that basic ass fit
Just cop you some ice to put on your wrist
And take of those cargo shorts, they look like shit
While weâre on the topic, your hair needs some help
'Cause right now it looks like you cut it yourself
You better not pull up if you got a bowl cut
âCause they gonâ be laughing like, âWhat, are you twelve?â
Just one more step and then youâll be done
This battleâs over, your war is won
Youâll soon be proud of what youâve become
Just listen up for rule number one
If youâre tryna smash donât beg and plead
She wonât let you fuck if youâre on your knees
Stand up strong, donât be so weak
It ainât even hard, repeat after me
No, I wonât do your homework just 'cause you hate math
And Iâm not giving you a ride to your big date with Chad
Donât put pussy up on a pedestal, 'cause that shit is lame
And for any guy that does, Iâve got one thing left to say
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
No, youâve never been a pimp
Youâre a simp
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Got no game, youâs a lame
And thatâs why we ran a train on your bitch
Youâre a simp, youâre a simp
Oh my goodness, doctor
I never knew I could have so many bitches on my dick
Youâre my hero
Iâm just doing my job, son