@Siloxa922 Beedee Beedee, I’m happy you’re happy, Buck!

♤ Hail :p ♢ this might be an excuse to post something Alice in borderland related teehee

(this was handwritten, ok?)

It’s astounding - You’ll think that you’ll win!
It’s madness - That it’s your goal!
You’re deluded - But not for very much longer -
The Umpire is in control! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

In the court of the mighty Umpire,
Every player bows the knee,
Like the darkest demon vampire
Love means nothing to me!

You are fighting a phantom menace
Set the rules and oversee
You may beat nadal at tennis
But I’ve bet that you’ve
Met your match in me!

You’ll never win against the Umpire
Luck is out so give right in
You’ll never win against the Umpire
Got no Clout you’ve got no spin
You’ll never win against the Umpire
You can strike if you like
But we’re gonna strike back!

When you’re serving the mighty Umpire
Life’s a game and you’re the sport
Play with him you play with fire
When the ball’s in his court!

Every victory by a landslide
Number one in outer-space
He’s the master of the dark side
Takes advantage and now he holds the ace!

You’ll never win against the Umpire
Luck is out so give right in
You’ll never win against the Umpire
Got no Clout you’ve got no spin
You’ll never win against the Umpire
You can strike if you like
But we’re gonna strike back!

insert super cool operatic interlude
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You’ll never win against the Umpire
Luck is out so give right in
You’ll never win against the Umpire
Got no Clout you’ve got no spin
You’ll never win against the Umpire
You can strike if you like
But we’re gonna strike back!
THE UMPIRES GONNA STRIKE BACK!!

Tenna!! | 💤🏝️ i find both cool (My humour is broken asf and i find them funnier 😔

It doesn’t matter though, does it?

It starts off slow, though you can’t keep up
Feel your feet sink to the ground
It wants you here, and it won’t let go
Pull you deeper and deeper until you can’t be found

Where do I want to be?
Either way, you’ll be there with me
I don’t think that I could see
Oh, the seeds are growing inside
They want to be free
Mm-mm, mm-mm

If I crawl out, it leaves you hollow
I carry nothing, but the breath I borrow
Let it hurt, it won’t end until you say it should
(It’s never up to me, silly)
Pluck my eyes, cut my hair
Break my teeth until it’s fair
Let it bleed, let it dry
Let it be (let it be)

It won’t get easier if that’s what I think
Slow as the gravel rumble beneath the leathers
Tearing what it could cling to
Scatter, scatter they
They do

[Verse 1: Dutch Melrose]
Black nails runnin’ my back (Back)
Candles on the night stand (Stand)
She’ll go in and bite fast (Bite fast, oh)
Fangs out in the moonlight (Light)
You know that you’re my type (Type)
Pull me under the riptide
Bet he ain’t get you this high

[Pre-Chorus: Dutch Melrose]
Can’t help yourself and it shows
So much for taking it slow
Good thing it’s just what I like (Ooh)
I’ll let you take all control
Both hands wrapped around my throat
Turned to a freak in the night

[Chorus: Dutch Melrose]
So kiss me for the rush (Rush)
Ride me 'til you’re numb (Numb)
If that turns you on
Taste you on my tongue (Tongue)
I can’t get enough (Enough)
Strung out on your love

[Verse 2: benny mayne]
E-girl from the valley (Valley)
I’m Jack to her Sally (Sally)
All red seats in thе Cadillac hearse
Night shift ‘bout to give mе your worse
So drop dead gorgeous
Tryin’ keep it in focus
LV bag full of whips and chains
I’m liking the way she think

[Pre-Chorus: benny mayne]
Can’t help yourself and it shows
So much for taking it slow
Good thing it’s just what I like (Ooh)
I’ll let you take all control
Both hands wrapped around my throat
Turned to a freak in the night

[Chorus: Dutch Melrose]
So kiss me for the rush (Rush)
Ride me 'til you’re numb (Numb)
If that turns you on
Taste you on my tongue (Tongue)
I can’t get enough (Enough)
Strung out on your love

[Bridge: Dutch Melrose & benny mayne]
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ohh
You got just what you want
And that’s what turns me on
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, ohh
You give it all to me

[Outro: Dutch Melrose]
Can’t help yourself and it shows
So much for taking it slow
Good thing it’s just what I like
I’ll let you take all control
Both hands wrapped around my throat
Turned to a freak in the night

ZAK: PACK YOUR BAGS, COME AND JUMP ON BOARD ‘COS I’M
REVVING THE ENGINE AND READY TO ROLL!
START IGNITION, WE’RE ON A MISSION,
CREW: THE CAPTAIN IS IN CONTROL!
(The chorus enter singing and move to song positions.)
GROUP 1: DESTINATION A MILLION MILES AWAY…WAY
GROUP 2: CELEBRATION FOR NOW WE’RE ON OUR WAY!
(In the chorus, the crew move their props in time with the two beats of their echoed
lyrics “Space Trip”.)
ALL: WE’RE GOING ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: SHINE LIKE A SHOOTING STAR,
WE’RE HAVING A BALL!
WE’RE ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: BLAZING A TRAIL SO FAR,
WE’RE GIVING OUR ALL!
WE’RE ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: WONDER JUST WHERE WE ARE, BUT WE KNOW
WE KNOW WE’LL NEVER, EVER STOP
TILL THE END OF THE ROAD!
(Nigel plays his saxophone over the instrumental as the crew point at landmarks
through the windscreen.)
ALL: HIT THE TRACK, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK
SO LET’S GET INTO GEAR, GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD.
TAKE A FLIGHT AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
WITH OUR SENSES ON OVERLOAD!
GROUP 1: DESTINATION A MILLION MILES AWAY…WAY
GROUP 2: CELEBRATION FOR NOW WE’RE ON OUR WAY!
ALL: WE’RE GOING ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: SHINE LIKE A SHOOTING STAR,
WE’RE HAVING A BALL!
WE’RE ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: BLAZING A TRAIL SO FAR,
WE’RE GIVING OUR ALL!
WE’RE ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: WONDER JUST WHERE WE ARE, BUT WE KNOW
WE KNOW WE’LL NEVER, EVER STOP…
Here’s your rush-hour traffic update, folks! We’ve got a space jam on
Intergalactic Highway 3 with tailbacks all the way to Junction 51. It’s
booster to booster out there, folks, but drivers are urged to sit tight
and stay calm - I said “stay calm”… (shouting) “stay calm!
GROUP 1: DESTINATION A MILLION MILES AWAY…WAY
GROUP 2: CELEBRATION FOR NOW WE’RE ON OUR WAY!
ALL: WE’RE GOING ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: SHINE LIKE A SHOOTING STAR,
WE’RE HAVING A BALL!
WE’RE ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: BLAZING A TRAIL SO FAR,
WE’RE GIVING OUR ALL!
WE’RE ON A SPACE TRIP!
CREW: SPACE TRIP!
ALL: WONDER JUST WHERE WE ARE, BUT WE KNOW
WE KNOW WE’LL NEVER, EVER STOP
TILL THE END OF THE ROAD…
NO WE’LL NEVER-EVER, NEVER-EVER, NEVER-EVER…
STOP TILL THE END OF THE ROAD…
SPACE TRIP!

@your_search_history_scares_me I LOVE THIS SONG

I am the girl you know
Can’t look you in the eye
I am the girl you know
So sick, I cannot try
I am the one you want
Can’t look you in the eye
I am the girl you know
I lie and lie and lie

I’m Miss World
Somebody kill me
Kill me pills
No one cares, my friends
My friends

I’m Miss World
Watch me break
And watch me burn
No one is listening, my friends
Yeah

I’ve made my bed, I’ll lie in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll die in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll lie in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll die in it

Kill girls watch
When I eat ether
Suck me under
Maybe forever, my friends
Yeah

I’ve made my bed, I’ll lie in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll die in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll die in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll cry in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll die in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll cry in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll die in it
I’ve made my bed, I’ll die in it
My friend

I am the girl you know
Can’t look you in the eye

You were clever
Knew when to deliver your lines
And make it seem like you weren′t that bright
You were better
In every way by design
You were too good for a man’s confines

How come we never even dated
But I still find myself thinking of you daily?
Why do you always leave me aching
When you were never mine for the taking?

I can′t make you love me
No, I can’t make you love me
Babe, I can’t make you love me
No, I can′t make you love me
I can′t make you love me
No, I can’t make you love me
Babe, I can′t make you love me
No, I can’t make you love me

You are a pretty one
Nice to romanticize
But you don′t make yourself easy to like
You like to have your fun
You dance around the line
Of what is wrong and what is right

How come we never even dated
But I still find myself thinking of you daily?
Why do you always leave me aching
When you were never mine for the taking?

I can’t make you love me
No, I can′t make you love me
Babe, I can’t make you love me
No, I can’t make you love me
I can′t make you love me
No, I can′t make you love me
Babe, I can’t make you love me
No, I can′t make you love me

I wish nothing but the best for you
But I hope who’s next sees the rest of you

How come we never even dated
But I still find myself thinking of you daily?
(I still find myself thinking of you)
Why do you always leave me aching
When you were never mine for the taking?
(Never mine for the taking)
How come we never even dated
But I still find myself thinking of you daily?
(I still find myself thinking of you)
Why do you always leave me aching
When you were never mine for the taking?

I can′t make you love me
No, I can’t make you love me
Babe, I can′t make you love me
No, I can’t make you love me

I’ve been obsessed with the song since it was released 🥀

@Richie-Tozier oh okai mb

@Richie-Tozier said in Hass Und Liebe - Miss Construction:

mi ute…

huh

Dear God, hope you get the letter and
I pray you can make it better down here
I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving on their feet
'Cause they don’t get enough to eat from God
Can’t believe in you
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they can’t make opinions meet about God
They can’t believe in you
Did you make disease
And the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind
After we made you?
And the devil too?
Dear God, don’t know if you noticed but
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
Still believing that junk is true
Well, I know it ain’t, so do you
Dear God
I can’t believe in –
I don’t believe in –
I won’t believe in heaven and hell
No saints, no sinners, no Devil as well
The Pearly Gates, no thorny crown
You’re always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babies you drown
Those lost at sea, and never found
And it’s the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound
The Father, Son and Holy Ghost
They’re just somebody’s unholy hoax
And if you’re up there, you perceive
That my heart’s here, upon my sleeve
If there’s one thing I don’t believe in
It’s you
Dear God

I swear to god you make me want to cry
because one wrong word and you say you’re gonna die
i’m tired of your bullshit, this isn’t new.
Every time you lie saying something i didn’t do

Take a pick from the poison apple, watch as you choke
making you wish like you had never spoke
after you get sick you come back to take a bite
because you don’t understand this could ruin your life

They could describe everything with one single word
You know? Like

Boba tea (Gnarly)
Tesla (Gnarly) (Eugh)
Fried chicken (Gnarly)
Partyin’ in the Hollywood Hills (Uh)
This song (Gnarly)
Oh my god, that new beat (Gnarly, fucking gnarly)
Oh my god, is this real? (Gnarly, everything’s gnarly)

Oh, we’re in a session tonight, gang, gang
Oh, we’re going out tonight, gang, gang
Oh my god, this song’s so lit, congratulations
Now you be like, “Gang”
Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang (Haha)

Gnarly
Gnarly
Everything’s gnarly
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnar-gnar-gnar-gnar—)
Everything’s gnarly

Hottie, hottie, like a bag of Takis
I’m the shit, I’m the shit (Gnarly)
Obvi, obvi, they be tryna copy
I’m the shit, I’m the shit

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly
I’m the shit, I’m the shit
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly
I’m the shit, I’m the shit

Gnarly

I’m making beats for a boring, dumb bitch
Fucking gnarly (Gnarly)
Don’t talk to me
You’re gnarly, I’m not (Shit is gnarly)
Je-je-jealous of my mansion?
Yeah, the view is fucking gnarly

Gnarly
Gnarly
Everything’s gnarly
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnar-gnar-gnar-gnar—)
Everything’s gnarly

Hottie, hottie, like a bag of Takis
I’m the shit, I’m the shit (Gnarly)
Obvi, obvi, they be tryna copy
I’m the shit, I’m the shit

Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly
I’m the shit, I’m the shit
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly (Gnarly)
Na-na-na-na-na-gnarly
I’m the shit, I’m the shit

Everything’s gnarly

They could describe everything with one single word
You know? Like

Boba tea (gnarly), robotics (gnarly)
Fried chicken (gnarly), partyin’ in the Hollywood hills (ugh)
This song (gnarly), oh my God, that new beat (fricking gnarly)
Oh my God, is this real? (gnarly)
(Everything’s gnarly)

Oh, we’re in a session tonight (gang gang)
Oh, we’re going out tonight (gang gang)
Oh my God, this song’s so lit, congratulations
Now you be like, “Gang”
Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang

(Gnarly)
(Gnarly)
Everything’s gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Everything’s gnarly

Hottie hottie, this ain’t just a hobby
I’m legit, I’m legit
Obvi obvi, they be tryna copy
I’m legit, I’m legit

Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
I’m legit, I’m legit
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
I’m legit, I’m legit
Gnarly

I’m making beats for a boring dumb chick
Fricking gnarly
Don’t talk to me
You’re gnarly, I’m not
J-j-jealous of my mansion?
Yeah the view is fricking gnarly (gnarly)

(Gnarly)
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Everything’s gnarly

Hottie hottie, this ain’t just a hobby
I’m legit, I’m legit
Obvi obvi, they be tryna copy
I’m legit, I’m legit

Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
I’m legit, I’m legit
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
Na-na-na-nana gnarly
I’m legit, I’m legit

Everything’s gnarly

@whatswrongwith-me YESSS PLSS

@Raven read what?

@blackpearlscuddleslut HAGAHAGAH