My religion in a nutshell

[A Former User]

Jesus Christ: dies to justify our sins
Christians: “You’re goin to hell for sinnin!”

[cyber]

@Laws jesus is actually sinning by dying

[A Former User]

@Laws Pfft-

[A Former User]

[A Former User]

@Laws oh wew ur also a christian

[KayaRoseWho]

@Laws lol

[Zang]

@Laws i dont believe in god-

[A Former User]

@Laws
My religion:
God: I finna make people

God: ayo these people be sinning wtf

Jesus: yo I’m God wsg?
Disciples: sick, wsg?
Jesus: ay, they finna kill me, and when they do you gotta eat me and drink my blood fr
Disciples: dafaq?
Jesus: no fr tho, just like you eat the lamb in the temple
Disciples: damn okay

Jews: cap fr.
Judus: yea lets kill this bitch

3 days later

Jesus: I’m back bitches!
Jews: aw hell naw

Disciples: L + Jesus + The Eucharist + The Catholic Church + get Baptized + Gentile Conversion + The New Testament + Tradition + tradition + The Holy Sacraments

[A Former User]

if you don’t do a lil sinnin’, jesus died for n u f f i n .

[A Former User]

jun AMEN

[A Former User]

@Laws