lyrics part 6
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Breakup Song for Kids by K. Jay (me)
Alright, now this next song is
Way more kid-friendly.
Y’know, fun for the family.
I wanted to just stray away from the swearing and stuff and
Try to be educational
And what better way to teach kids how to spell than with a breakup song.F is for the feeling I felt
When I told you to go to Hell.
U is for “Ur a cunt!”
Outta all the names, you liked callin’ me that one.
C is for crack addict.
I bet you still haven’t gotten off those bad habits.
K is for knowing my weak spots.
You used them against me just to get you off.
I hate you and if I find you
I’ll break you and tear your spine in two.
What does F-U-C-K spell?
It’s spellsFuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I want you to know I want you to die.Y is for “You’re a slut!!”
You made out with my best friend
So keep your mouth shut.
O is for Onlyfans.
I was fine with it until you found new plans
I could tell you had another man.
U is for uranium bullets.
I’ll shoot you in your fucking head
If you keep feeding me bullshit.
I want you to get hit by a train.
Get third degree burns from soup.
I hope you finally feel the pain
You made me go through.
I wanna stab and shoot and
Choke and bruise and
Overdose ‘till comatose
‘Till finally, you see
That instead of it not being you
It’s actually not me.Hey kids, do you know what F-U-C-K-Y-O-U spells?
It spellsFuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
I am fucking done with you.
You’re a slut and I hope you die.
I hope lighting strikes you in your eyes.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
I’m motherfucking done with you.
I hope you survive a car crash
And die when your car hits a pebble on the way home.It’s never been a problem with me.
It’s never been my fault.
The only wrong thing I’ve done
Was thinking you were the one.
Oh God, I hate you so much
That I could scoop up your guts.
And make spaghetti
Outta your intestines.
I think it’s safe to say
We’ll never be friends.
So get outta my house.
If this is the end
I don’t ever want to see you in this town.
‘Cause you’re a
Backstabbing whore.
You’re a leech that I can’t leave.
No matter how much I hate you,
I know I need you here with me.
You lie more than EDP
When he finally got caught.
During sex I fucking love you
Out of bed, I do not.F-U-C-K-Y-O-U spells
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
I am fucking done with you.
You’re a slut and I hope you die.
I hope lighting strikes you in your eyes.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
I’m motherfucking done with you.
I hope you survive a car crash
And die when your car hits a pebble on the way home. -
Flip Ditcher beautiful
