Tell me the funniest joke you know.
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Me doing exactly what you told me not to do uwu
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@luv-4-finnxo a…
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But the funniest joke that I’ve ever heard your mom was in my bed last night lmao
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@Xavier-M
“Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.” -
“Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
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@luv-4-finnxo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@Izzy-Lol NO STOP WHY’S THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY-
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@Ryleigh_queen I don’t get it but it still made me laugh 😭😭
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@Xavier-M the house is on fire
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@Ryleigh_queen OHHHHHHHHHH 💀💀💀💀💀
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@Xavier-M yeahhh
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“My boyfriend broke up with me, so i stole his wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back”
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@SophiLmaoooo-3 💀😭 STOP THAT’S SO CRUEL
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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my husband about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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@SophiLmaoooo-3 where do you find these cause they’re good
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@Xavier-M ik that wheelchair one off the top of my head but https://parade.com/1295709/marynliles/dark-humor-jokes/
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NAHH THESE ONES
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found. -
“I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.”
my friend told me this and i bout died -
@SophiLmaoooo-3 oh lord
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@Ryleigh_queen
