roast me please

[A Former User]

This isn’t a roast but something COMPLETELY irrelevant and not offensive

Every time I look at your eyes in your face pics I imaging sucking your eyes out of your sockets and eating them

[Sapphire]

@Calistaa damn-

[ıllııllıllıツApollo Justiceツıllıllııllı]

-roasts Skeleton-

[A Former User]

ıllııllıllıツApollo Justiceツıllıllııllı DAMN ROATSED1!!!1!11!

[A Former User]

I will roast you with one letter @rylie-is-hot-duh

Ñ

[Sapphire]

tripod OH SHIT fucking dies

[ıllııllıllıツApollo Justiceツıllıllııllı]

._.

[A Former User]

and kids this is why jimmy neutron is gay

[ıllııllıllıツApollo Justiceツıllıllııllı]

tripod LMAO

[finn.in.outer.space.]

you look like you listen to smells like teen spirit and call yourself a nirvana fan. you look like a wannabe skater boy who thinks that hes so cool. you look like you think cheating is cool and having 5 people on your dick is nice.

(im sorry i had to)

[finn.in.outer.space.]

@finn you so ugly you made my happy meal cry

[-K10K1-]

@finn Damn X_X

[Sapphire]

@finn i know im ugly

[A Former User]

first off, whats there to roast? theres nothing bad abt you
second, fuck no

[Sapphire]

@That1LoserKid awwww :(

[A Former User]

@rylie-is-hot-duh :]

[A Former User]

You’re so fat, you’d need a team of engineers to design a chair that can hold your weight, and a team of physicists to calculate the gravitational pull of your belly, but honestly, it’s not like you’re worth the effort. Your life is so pointless, it’s like a cancelled TV show, and you’re so irrelevant, you’d make a ghost feel seen. You’re so chunky, you’d need a team of archaeologists to excavate your own body, and a team of anthropologists to study your own primitive behavior. Your weight is so massive, it’s like a black hole, and you’d need a team of astrophysicists to study your own gravitational pull, and a team of philosophers to ponder the meaninglessness of your existence.