things i would do with a tall candle
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yourlocalkitkat step 17:suffer alone when your homies move on
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@KadeTheDrinker step 18: realize this was all the candle’s fault and set out to destroy it
c o o k i e s
mewo :3
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yourlocalkitkat step 19:finally destroy the candle and revert halfway to human again, but then realize you cannot remove the horns or tail so you grind down the horns and hide them with a beanie and tie your tail around your hidden stomach or leg
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@KadeTheDrinker step 20: celebrate
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yourlocalkitkat step 21:you find a succubi half human goth lady whos 6’4 just like you and you soon marry them in the future
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@KadeTheDrinker step 22: mission accomplished 😎
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yourlocalkitkat step 23: live a happy life with half demon children with your goth mommy you married for eternity
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@KadeTheDrinker step 24: live a long and happy life until your motality makes u die of old age
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wtf-
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@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn lmao we just started goin on this strange plan of life XD
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yourlocalkitkat okay then-
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@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn where are my grand children
ill bang your whole family
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@KadeTheDrinker im right here ;-;
c o o k i e s
mewo :3
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@KadeTheDrinker well there’s kat, creati, bubbly, kioki, and mari -v-
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yourlocalkitkat picks up ad sets on my shoulders i will not let this one go now
ill bang your whole family
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@KadeTheDrinker .
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@KadeTheDrinker am tall now
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@KadeTheDrinker Get off my daughter before i break every bone in your body.
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@ŦħɇꝀɨłłɇɍȻłøwn you wish you fucking could you fragile motherfucker. ill break your damn neck with one fucking hand faster then you could get me to the fucking floor. and if you try anything ill personally rip you apart and pluck your eyes out and make you eat them. capiche?
