how I almost went to jail

[Top Tier JJK Enjoyer]

So I had a job, a very “simple” job

1. Find my old house
2. Break in
3. Find a cabinet full of dolls “cabbage patch kids”
4. See if they are worth anything

so im making my way to my old house, me and my friends all get there and I place my foot on the back door, I then inhale and brute fucking force the door down, “BAM” the door is off the hinges, so I walk in, house smells like 100 cans of bounce that ass, so we walk around, and around, and and fucking around, we filled a box with cat litter, piss, [many other unholy items] to throw off any followers, and then I found the dolls, the fucking dolls. And I pick up a lockpick, and try and open it quietly, then my insanity took over, so I picked up a rock and beamed it so hard at the glass door that it shattered instantly, and fell over, I then looked at the dolls, my eyes widening as I realized they were all fakes, so I walk out the house, head around front, and walk down the street, before I hear a cop car pull over beside me. I look back at the car and they ask me if I was in the house recently, before I could say a word, my friends gun it down the street, and I gun it as well, and for the next hour, I was “wanted” so I ran home, told my dad if anyone asks about me don’t say anything, swapped clothes and walked right past the police, before heading back to the house, smoking a blunt, and heading to the towers in order to make a bit of bread, ya feel me?

this was me at the age of 14.

[A Former User]

@Leader-Of-Femboys rip

[A Former User]

@Leader-Of-Femboys said in how I almost went to jail:

house smells like 100 cans of bounce that ass

[A Former User]

oh damn, das cool 👑