I love coming home to see this

[A Former User]

I wake up with no notifications and no dms

…And no cookies
If I got lots of notifications it’d scare me though. Isn’t is stressful?

[A Former User]

@xıuǝoɥԀ No

[Shinra Kusakabe]

@Creati_132
same

[A Former User]

Literally no one dms or mentions me, im happy

[A Former User]

@OVERLORD Chosen one

[A Former User]

Also “69” unread

[A Former User]

The moment I get one notification I’m like-
“OH MY GOD NO SOMEBODY WANTS TO SOCIALLY INTERACT WITH ME WHAT DO I DO WHAT IF I MISSPELL A WORD AND SATAN DRAGS ME TO HELL FOR ETERNAL IMPRISONMENT AND TORTURE-”

[A Former User]

i usually get like five notifications…and at least one person dm’s me XD

[A Former User]

@xıuǝoɥԀ Lmfao XD

[A Former User]

I posted something that resulted in the amusement of another individual. This means I have value and purpose. My existance is not pointless and this causes me to experience significant emounts of joy.