Guys I am actually an infant

[Cursed Cucumber]

Yeah I’m very mature for my age, but I’m actually 2 and a half weeks old 😔

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber ong

[Cursed Cucumber]

@I_Løve_Zøf You have just been hallucinating for almost 14 years btw

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber 14?

[Cursed Cucumber]

@I_Løve_Zøf Yeah??

[rei]

Cursed Cucumber Damn, We need some age guidelines for mpp.community…

[Cursed Cucumber]

@Burger Shhhh don’t tell the mods

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber I’m 18 though. /j

[Raven]

Cursed Cucumber I’m finding your parents. 😈

[Cursed Cucumber]

@juan NOOOOOOOO

[Raven]

Cursed Cucumber Manbaby. Wait- IT’S DA (FUCKIN’) BABY

[Cursed Cucumber]

@juan I AM DABABY CONFIRMED

[A Former User]

Cursed Cucumber super mature