Who can relate to this
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@HEXER i basically adopt every friend of mine and anyone i deem adoptable
ill bang your whole family
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@K-A-D-E it isnt instantly, its take a little time for me to naturally start to become someones father figure, i mean i was a father figure to someone in a matter of one week just by making sure they ate, drank, bathed on ttime, and got their chores done
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@K-A-D-E aww
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@K-A-D-E same though like actually- đź’€ i adopt all my sixth grade friends
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@HEXER not even a week on this place and i already have a grandduaghter lmfao, just give me a week and i yeet you somewhere into the family tree
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@K-A-D-E oh??? I wonder where I’ll be placed
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@HEXER just one quick question, ill probably ask another in a minute- but how old are u again?
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@HEXER Honestly, that’s a great role. It’s funny how friend groups have unspoken roles that just kind of happen. I was always the uncultured “minority” kid that my friends had to teach. I still feel pretty unclultured, but that’s okay.
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@K-A-D-E 13 turning 14
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@HEXER alright, you have the choice of being the chaotic sister/brother (i kidna forgot your pronouns cuz my memory is bad when im tired) or be the gremlin child
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@K-A-D-E GREMLIN CHILD. Also I’m a boy
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@HEXER then from this moment forward, you are now my gremlin child, now let us go eat some sushi
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@K-A-D-E DTDOTDSUTDUCTUTCICTUYCJTAUTFKIBPONLKBVKHCJTDRUXUTSUTSYCIYVIUBOYFJTDJ YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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@HEXER and yes, if you wish to we can get a happy meal too and i can stop by a gas station and let you pick out 2 drinks
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@K-A-D-E :O OH MY GOD YAY!!
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@HEXER only the best for my new favourite child
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@K-A-D-E đź¤đź¤
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@HEXER thank you Father
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@HEXER your welcome my child
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my dumbass in the background: father never takes me to get sushi…he shanks me and strangles me and tries to murder me
