this is how you know your school is broke

[JDP_Random]

Bruh my school was sellin pickled cucumbers in the lunchroom for 2 dollars on a table cart to raise money,

not even full pickles neither, but them little pickle slices people be puttin on them hamburgers…

Now aint no way in my life am i buyin a off brand pickled cucumber from them teachers for 2 dollars.

Now these teachers must be smarter than a frog hair split four ways or somethin cause People where actually buying them…

Nahh and they also put pink sticky notes on the jars with bad handwritin that says,
“Free Pickles For 2 Dollars!”
That sentence jit actually made no sense at all
But at least they makin they dough tho i guess
Like bro, they may as well just steal our cash at this point

[A Former User]

JDP_Random Our mac’n cheese looks like it was buried in cheesy-dirt for a million years and our actual meat looks like it was crapped out by a troll while it was burning alive

[A Former User]

I would just let them have the two dollars and take the whole can

[kai]

@InvalidBandit one 😂😭

[JDP_Random]

Also I forgot to say, You Get One Individual pickle, A Single Slice For That 2 Dollars…

[kai]

kai ong

[A Former User]

JDP_Random Bruuuuuh

[JDP_Random]

@InvalidBandit our mac was liquified, like it was just this yellow goo, kids started playin with it like it was slime, cause it was literally at that point…

[A Former User]

My teacher used to dip their own pickles into chocolate. And said it was good. There’s something with you, if say you that it is. Shi is nasty.

[JDP_Random]

Sapphire!!! that do sound good tho

[A Former User]

JDP_Random Bruh.

[A Former User]

JDP_Random said in this is how you know your school is broke:

“Free Pickles For 2 Dollars!”

How is that fudging free you gosh diddly darn son of a biscuit

[JDP_Random]

@Calistaa Yea thats what i was sayin!

[Shazz_]

Sapphire!!! JDP_Random Have you ever tried fried pickles? They’re amazingly good - the tart of the pickle mixed with the saltiness of the batter is just, Muah
Haha ^^

[JDP_Random]

Shazz_ Yeaa those do be good!

[A Former User]

Shazz_ I have never. And I don’t plan on ever doing so.

[JDP_Random]

Shazz_ Yeaa those do be good!

[Shazz_]

JDP_Random I can never get enough of those honestly

[JDP_Random]

hold up why did it make me post twice

[Shazz_]

Sapphire!!! Do you think they wouldn’t be good?