Okay What The Actual Fuck.

[saltyaf]

I’m 16. I am a lesbian bro. My friends little brother asked for my number and I very clearly told him I am happily in a lesbian relationship and not into men and boys, especially not 14 year old when I will be a senior in high school this year (technically a junior, but I’m graduating early.) Bro sent me a dick pic after not even 5 fucking texts.

My girlfriends strapon is bigger than your dick bro, please move on. /j

But seriously, what is wrong with some boys these days. I literally live with my girlfriend, and when we graduate we’re considering marriage. Seriously, like bro, not cool.

[A Former User]

b o y s ☕

[finn.in.outer.space.]

besides the idiot boy, congrats the consideration of marriage with your girlfriend :)

[finn.in.outer.space.]

saltyaf said in Okay What The Actual Fuck.:

My girlfriends strapon is bigger than your dick bro, please move on. /j

IM DEAD BRO

[A Former User]

saltyaf said in Okay What The Actual Fuck.:

My friends little brother asked for my number

I’m sorry, your friend’s little brother? Why’re they after you?

[saltyaf]

@Duchess I guess I’m just attractive to him. A lot of boys find me attractive, I don’t know why.

[A Former User]

saltyaf Because you’re fabulous, duh